>>11302001
And seeing it's just fair game to port your stuff from other shit. I'm also posting this here. Yes I have shit taste. I attempted to write it in the style of a propaganda film.

>Welcome, friends of the revolution!. We are thankful for your assistance to this announcement of socialist science's most wondrous discovery yet!
>What you see here, gentlemen, is the woman of the future!
>The girl you see right here was once barely five feet tall, thinner than a rail, and couldn't lift a shovel.
>Through a mechanism that is... yet unclear, she underwent a dramatic transformation over the course of a few years after being sent down to the countryside from the city.
>Today, she stands at seven feet two inches, weighs over three hundred pounds, presents twice the strength of a man of corresponding measurements, and is often described by peers as very social and 'frighteningly enthusiastic'.
>And she is not the only one affected: a growing number of girls, mainly in but not limited to her demographic of privileged urban youth, have experienced similar symptoms through the union.
>Our best biologists are tirelessly investigating the cause of these metamorphoses and forms of correcting the more ...aberrant aspects of the sufferers' sudden physical and psychological development.
>Rest assured that this development will not hinder our way toward world socialism!