>peak zilennial humor

Oh shut the fuck up. You have no idea how mindbreakingly soulless these office jobs are. Meetings, endless meaningless meetings bickering about deadlines and who did what and why it was done like that and what are gonna do next and so on. And the reports. The fucking reports. The emails, the excel spreadsheets. The github commits with emojis in them. The slack messages, the microsoft teams presentations with powerpoint slides. The fucking coffee machine being stuck in an endless self-cleaning loop after someone pressed caffe latte when it was out of milk powder. The unintelligible foreigners ranting incomprehensibly about agile scrum, sprints, and kanban on their terrible webcams. Your passwords needing updating, your corporate owned laptop and phone shitting the bed. The millions of out of date documentations webpages and notes and UML diagrams and javasaar kotlin garbage npm crying. You fucking blink and you've been there for 3 years and need to replace the ikea sofa again.

It"s fucking purgatory.