I can’t believe people in the ‘90s complained about this.

Oh shut the fuck up. You have no idea how mindbreakingly soulless these office jobs are. Meetings, endless meaningless meetings bickering about deadlines and who did what and why it was done like that and what are gonna do next and so on. And the reports. The fucking reports. The emails, the excel spreadsheets. The github commits with emojis in them. The slack messages, the microsoft teams presentations with powerpoint slides. The fucking coffee machine being stuck in an endless self-cleaning loop after someone pressed caffe latte when it was out of milk powder. The unintelligible foreigners ranting incomprehensibly about agile scrum, sprints, and kanban on their terrible webcams. Your passwords needing updating, your corporate owned laptop and phone shitting the bed. The millions of out of date documentations webpages and notes and UML diagrams and javasaar kotlin garbage npm crying. You fucking blink and you've been there for 3 years and need to replace the ikea sofa again.

It"s fucking purgatory.

I hope you get sent to Iran, make a few zoomie army buddies, and have to watch them get their brains blown out, leaving you as the sole survivor wracked with guilt for the rest of your life.

>>211701818 (OP)
Because the 90s were amazing, man. It was the peak of human civilization and everybody thought the only way was up. If we'd know what we had, we'd have been more grateful instead of making movies bitching about it.

>>211702328
That would actually be a good developmental milestone for zoomies. Their gen has no character built from anything other than internet sloptent.

>damn I failed at life, dropped out of college, I'm so sad
>oh well, time to instantly get a full time job and rent a home

>>211701818 (OP)
Not this movie but, I like how the Office Space guy just instantly got a job in construction without first spending 2 years in trade school.

>>211701818 (OP)
>Apple mobile device image
>poorest-quality thread
>barely a few words
Yep. Once again, the math checks out. Every time, 60% of the time. Ban all phone posters.

Only way to be sure.

>>211702683
Acting like bans mean anything instantly exposes you as a newfaggot btw, little bro. Now that you know this you won't embarrass yourself in the future. Or you could just kill yourself. I'm pretty sure no one will miss you.

>>211702827
Shoo shoo golem, throw your phone into the nearest river