i'm 34 years old....i don't have sex, or go on dates, or do any of that stuff, because i suck and girls don't like me, plus i have a small dick.

at first my girlfriend was shaming me for having a small dick, and then this other girl was saying something about it, and it's like....okay then, i guess that's the end of that. i can't even be with girls anymore because i have a small dick. that's nice, isn't it? yeah, real nice....

at first my girlfriend was shaming me for having a small dick, and then this other girl was saying something about it, and it's like....okay then, i guess that's the end of that. i can't even be with girls anymore because i have a small dick. that's nice, isn't it? yeah, real nice....

i am 100% certain that if i developed a bigger dick growing up, to where it would become like a really good size that women actually wanted and not just tolerated, my life would not have turned out this way, i wouldn't have become depressed as a teenager and my life would've taken a much different trajectory, of course, you can't call what i have now "a life", i literally just subsist and do almost nothing all day, every day, and it's been several years of this shit, i can feel myself maturing as an individual but i still have no life and i still have tons of hatred and anger inside of me, what i really want to do is go suck some guy's cock but i don't know how to arrange that in a safe, responsible manner, so i'm stuck.

"your girlfriend is going to cheat on you with a black dude"...."people are dying in wars"...."you need to find a job"....yeah, no. just forget everything people tell you, life is worthless and anything people tell you to do, is not worth doing. this stupid shit doesn't even surprise me anymore, it's always the same fucking shit, the same general pattern, that gets repeated every single day of my life. fuck bill murray, this is the real groundhog day.