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7. "Busted Bohemian"
Core Traits:
• Former artist/musician now broke and proud
• Spends $5 at thrift stores, not $50 at Whole Foods
• Lives in garage apartments, sheds, converted motel rooms
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Plays guitar or paints, doesn’t sell much
• Bikes everywhere or has a single decrepit car
• Volunteered at local food bank once and stayed for 3 years
Cultural Vibe:
• Genuine, sweet, mildly depressive but funny
• Knows how to make joy out of salvage
• Wishes they had dental care, but jokes about it
Ideal Towns:
• Greenfield MA, Maryville MO, Cave Junction OR

8. "Slow Growth Prepper"
Core Traits:
• Rural pragmatists who don’t trust things to stay stable
• Often veterans, former suburbanites, or low-key LDS
• Doesn’t want the apocalypse, just a good root cellar
Habits & Lifestyle:
• Keeps chickens, radios, tools, solar lights, and water stores
• Garden is 40% food, 60% medicine
• Might also teach community college welding or auto repair
Cultural Vibe:
• Very grounded. Thinks ESG is a scam but so is Bitcoin
• Enjoys country life, avoids drama, likes practical neighbors
• Will help you fix your car but not your soul
Ideal Towns:
• Montrose CO outskirts, Bonner’s Ferry ID, Southern OR valleys
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