Hello, homo FREAKS.
I am looking to adopt an FTM. How do I advertise such a thing to the world (i.e. IRL) without coming across as a potential murderer or freak?
Things I want: an older brother, younger brother type of relationship, where I show you how to act (so to speak). We go to the gym together, play games together, go hiking, camping (up to a week), and discuss various technical subjects together (you are preferably good at mathematics, and/or into programming).
Things I do not want: a romantic/sexual relationship.

My parents gave me a bunch of little sisters (whomstvde I love very dearly of course) but I always wanted to raise a little brother. I think an FTM would be the perfect candidate. Thoughts?

I only respect a tranny's pronouns if they share my political views.