But really I just want handsome men of European ancestry to sit on my face.
Is that too much to ask?

Homphobia is a low IQ trait. But I dont like attending weddings because im an antisocial incel. However if it was a person from close family or friend of course I would attend in my country

The only good weapon I own is torid incarnon.

I have just made a remarkable discovery.

>Step 1: Look for songs with "love you" in the lyrics
>Step 2: Replace "you" with "food"
>Step 3: Profit

The lyrics are much better this way, and the songs can be re-released with you credited as a co-lyricist.

Here are some examples.

"I will always love food."
— Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love Food"

"And I will love food, baby, always."
— Bon Jovi, "Always"

"Cause I’m gonna love food like I’m gonna lose food."
— Meghan Trainor & John Legend, "Like I’m Gonna Lose Food"

"I just called to say I love food."
— Stevie Wonder, "I Just Called to Say I Love Food"


"I love food, I love food, I love food, that’s all I want to say."
— The Beatles, "Michelle"

"I can’t help falling in love with food."
— Elvis Presley, "Can’t Help Falling in Love"

"I love food than I can say."
— Leo Sayer, "More Than I Can Say"

"Baby, I love food, I’ll never let food go."
— The Ramones, "Baby, I Love Food"

"I just want to love food, baby."
— Jay-Z feat. Pharrell, "I Just Wanna Love Food (Give It 2 Me)"