Surely she would never.

I'm gonna switch over to Concealed Carrying the M1911.
It's just the Objectively Superior Choice.
The Only advantage of 9MM is high Capacity. You know why, because it doesn't have STAHPIN POWAH! You don't need 17+ rounds when you can put down a target in 1 or 2. The 45ACP was invented by Saint John Moses Browning to stop muslims high on drugs.
Put a flashlight and a compensator/muzzle brake. I'll be cooking with JP8.