Why would you dotards just straight up LIE to me?!

>You told me it was "normal" for a hot, curvy hairdresser in a dress to straddle my leg and clamp on it with her thighs

>You told me it was "standard customer service" for her to call me 'sexy' (multiple times) while straddling me

>You said "don't read too much into it' when she asked me what I was doing later.

Is this the sort of bullshit that counts as advice around here? This woman looks like picrel.