Amazing game-changing patch
https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.39d

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

Previous: >>534108304

Buff Hoodwink

i love dota

>LS rushes rad and still gets only 83 cs
>blames me for us losing lane cause his stupid ass is trying to 2v1 pudge/warlock and feeds 3 kills before 5 minutes
>continues to flame me
>op ench even call him shit and i've done more to try and save the game on SK than he has done all game
>mfw nigger never buys anything useful
>gets edge for ench, still fails to kill ench
>focuses and tunnel visions every fight
>ends game with sny, abyssal, edge, rad

>sky finishes game with no khanda in a game with an ench
>no scythe on sky or dw

man this game was really shit. if only there was a way to actually play games without people on my fucking avoid list. too bad valve is a shit company who doesn't give this game any fucking support anymore.

Remove Hoodwink

How do you deal with Troll? Kiting?
I told my Ursa to stop manfighting him, we lost the game because he tried to, it feels hard to deal wtih Troll if people just don't listen.

>>534575416
halberd ruins him, eth blade, hit him before he ults

ursa should murder troll late game if he can't ult because he spams 80% damage reduction

>>534575416
Troll is a mindless retard by design, your Ursa was a mindless retard by choice. Not much can be done about that.

>>534578658
This guy needs to expand his hero pool

>>534578658

>>534580340
Did you just draw this?

>>534580621
No, it's cropped from a bigger picture I can't find at the moment

>>534580621
There it is, it's probably not even coffee, looks more like she's bundling up with hot chocolate

>>534581275
It's probably cum.

>>534582301
THIS

>another random tournament 2 weeks before TI
They're really oversaturating the market

>>534584067
It's the real TI

Hello Dotards, I've picked up Underlord is it possible to play him as 1? If so what are some good builds for it.

>>534589905
MoM Harpoon

every year close to TI I try to learn dota again and every year i get filtered

>>534577538
Halberd doesn't pierce BKB? Just asking. Blade seems good enough.
Does Troll in that case just stand around the etheral'd target or he moves to the next one (in trance)?

>>534589995
Ty anon.

Magic SF vs Physical Bane in the mid lane. Easy 4 role queue games for me. Vibes were kind of off at the start because carry and mid refused to pick and mid got the bane as his random pick.

>>534571356 (OP)
How bad is the undying nerf? I don't wanna boot it up as an undying main

I've been playing Titan Quest 1 so I'm out of the loop.
what's with this legally distinct Rikimaru [Stealth Assassin] on my home screen now?

>>534592030
patch changed literally nothing. if you want a laugh look at how they "buffed" tinker

>>534592043
valve's way of saying "no battlepass again"
probably made by an intern with AI slop

>>534571356 (OP)
I'm trying to find some old videos where hero voice lines were sentence mixed into crude jokes. They were linked directly in an old /d2g/ thread but were unlisted YT videos, and those links are now either private or deleted. Each video was for one hero, and the audio was accompanied by a still picture of the DotA 2 hero portrait. Witch Doctor and Tusk were definitely 2 of them. If anyone still has these I would be extremely grateful

>>534594183
THEY CALL ME SPIC
THEY CALL ME GAY

>>534594505
I BURY DEAD NIGGERS

Been gone for a while wtf did they do to my boy?
I know Kez was overloaded as hell but how do you even play him now?

>>534595129
SO BEGINS A NEW AGE OF
CONCENTRATION
CA MPS

>>534595270
he's still a broke dick nigger champ for losers who need gay shit like that to climb

Pov you are against me on mid

I've started playing Dota this year, so excuse my newfriend question but do we get anything during the TI? I think that these non standard team presentation animations at the start of the match are tied to the previous TIs

>>534597251
Not anymore, a HUD if you're lucky and you'll still have to pay for it

>>534597251
They don't really do anything worthwhile for TI anymore, pros and reddit got too cocky
Some shitty compendium with stickers and tp animations is probably all we will get

>>534597684
>pros and reddit got too cocky
What happened back then? Heard Qojqva say this but he didn't want to name anybody.

>>534597781
They used to always have a battlepass with tons of FOMO cosmetics tied to the battlepass, and some fraction of sales went to the TI prizepool
Pros and reddit for some bizarre reason thought that most people bought battlepass levels to support the pros and not for the FOMO hats, so they started pestering Valve about getting a higher fraction of the sales
Valve dropped the battlepass completely and started doing shitty compendiums with no FOMO skins and a higher cut going to the pros, and the prizepool unsurprisingly plummeted as no one gives a shit about how much money some esport clowns get at the end of the day

>>534594505
>>534595129
>>534595373
Please at least a hint to what they were called, I regret not downloading them so badly

>>534597781
He thinks the pros demanded more money so Valve self-sabotaged the Battlepasses to prove no one cared about them, I don't believe it because people don't act like that and there's no evidence that it happened and the more likely theory is Valve just doesn't give a shit anymore which is par for the course with them and their other games. I don't know how reddit factors in

>>534598370
People say devs can choose where to work in Valve, and nobody chooses to work on DOTA, so the game is abandoned out of that reason, but there's one thing I don't get, practically all of Valve's games are abandoned.
Are Valve's devs just NEETing?

>>534598729
Probably working on projects and ideas that never go anywhere and don't see the light of day so it looks like they're doing nothing, they probably have a skeleton crew for the rest of the games and some people to keep Steam running, do they even have that many developers compared to other companies, I thought they were fairly small for something so successful

>>534598729
valve's work culture is famously retarded and as a result nothing they do ever bears fruit unless gaben himself pushes for it to be done. that the steam deck was a success was basically a miracle
it's an open secret that dota is in maintenance mode and they just stopped caring years ago

>>534594183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWsSr5Oz30
There's some others on the channel, I assume they're what you're looking for

has anyone here bought https://na.dota2secretshop.com/products/ti13-tusk-short-sleeve-tee-black?variant=44455122796733

one of these shirts? how's the quality of the print, and sizing

>>534600131
>16 USD
Its the cheapest quality possible, no exaggeration.

>>534601903
shirt cost forty dollars, it's just on sale now because the new ti merch is coming

>>534600131
I can't read the tag but it's probably Gildan which is generic T-Shirt that will last a long time if you take care of it, but will not be flattering on skinny or tall people, and if you're both like me you're used to nothing fitting well, and will shrink in the wash.

>>534600030
Thank you so much

>>534592043
maybe they'll stop wanting an update if we jangle free (FREE) cosmetics around

>>534572551
boobies

how do you feed on lina
just hover your mouse over the enemy and press your fucking buttons YOU STUPID FUCKING INBRED RETARD THAT'S ONE OF THE EASIEST FUCKING HEROES IN THE ENTIRE GAME
FUCK I HATE MY STUPID FUcKING NIGGER TEAMMATES

>>534595270
>play him now
the same as before?
nothing's really changed other than his overall power level

>https://youtube.com/shorts/kKn03wc_UWg
MASON FEATURED ONCE AGAIN IN THESCORE ESPORTS!

sex with hoodwink

>obliterating lane
>completely uncontested cs, im getting every single possible lh and deny
>perfect equilibrium right outside the tower
>dipshit support decides to pull for no fucking reason
>he then pulls every single wave for the next several minutes and completely fucks me up
i fucking swear nobody actually knows what pulling is for. they just see that its something that pros do and then brainlessly repeat the same steps at every fucking opportunity without ever realizing how much theyre ruining everything. who started the trend of pulling every wave anyway? id bet any amount of money that it was tortdelini

>>534610507
This

>coordinator down
HAPPENING??

how do I stop missing so many last hits during laning stage?
I feel like I'm doing all the same shit the high rank players are in streams but mine seem to be more contested?

>>534611525
Buy more damage items

>retard 1 suggests picking retard 2
>retard 1 suggests picking retard 2
>retard 2 suggests picking retard 1
>retard 1 suggests picking retard 2
>retard 2 suggests picking retard 1
>drafter makes the mistake of picking both of them
>they are worthless and the game is lost in draft
>drafter doesn't pick both of them and one ends up on each team
>one of them throws on purpose
>game is decided in draft
Why is there no way to punish these niggers?

how do I actually kill people with invoker solo? I feel like as wex build you lack samage and as exort you kinda need either your team to help or you need shit like hex

what's a good pos1 where I can lane even if my support isn't mentally all there
naix is too supp reliant. ursa? sven?

>>534612783
jsut use euls for the easiest and earliest 1k damage setup in the game

>>534612853
your job as pos1 is to get enough exp to jungle before their pos3 can shit on you.

>>534613172
people buy atos now, it's easier.

>>534612783
Stop playing low IQ hero.

Anyone else getting the game coordinator issue and losing matches? What the fuck is going on? Is this someone being salty that they lost their streak and DDOS'd the server or something?

Dark seer is such a fucking useless dogshit hero

>>534610507
this but lina instead

>>534619217
he's a team enabler. Though I'd like him to be more tanky, he's too squishy for his playstyle

why do they keep printing LC skins? I never play that bitch, she's had enough skins, no? give me a slark skin or some shit
undying

Sprout shouldn't do damage.

>>534619217
I have a 70% winrate with him

What a fun fucking hero.

What's the appeal of watching mason? Just to make fun of him because he's such a manbaby loser?

>weaver buys a mage slayer vs lc, am, ss, rub, clock
>proceeds to complain about them warding and team bad
>wk goes midas into rad with spec blade
>doesnt even break 6k hero damage
>wd gives rubic ult every single time
>jug gets mael into sb link blink aghs?


>enemy am is script/smurfing
>kill lc in lane even with blademail
>lc always focus me and manages to get me a few times to start snowballing because she roamed and team retard
>weaver dies 4 times in 10 minutes and calls gg


players like this need to be permabanned and shot in the street.

all of my losses are uneven stomps. what's going on with the matchmaking?

>>534623546
match quality has been exceptionally shitty today. every match has been decided at bounty rune today.

>>534623848
honestly from draft even. when I saw my 1 picked Luna i knew it was over

>>534571356 (OP)
>3 losses in a row, two of those game were pos 4 insta locking HC with midas
>Nothing I can do, do something else to detilt
>Queue game, game crashed mid selection, gives me abandon, minus 60 mmr and a timeout
Thanks Valve. Anything else.

>>534625096
Abandon makes you lose more mmr?

Man this game is impossible to get back into. I'm stuck spamming all pick games full of literal bots just running down the lane. Carries farming said bots instead of contesting lanes. Nobody communicating, not even trash talking and all it takes for the enemy to win is a free farming Necro just running down everyone I'm playing with and I have no idea what I can do about this. I'm on a 15 game losing streak and yeah okay I can accept that I am bad but how can it even be that I am never matched with anybody that is clearly smurfing or boosting accounts. It's always the same shit. Play support and your carry fucks of into the jungle for the rest of the game some other guy buying all the wards and never placing them and just pinging "We need wards" when ever available. Play carry and it feels like the enemy team is calling in air strikes on you the moment you leave tower range and play like they are out to win TI and leave you no fucking space while everyone else is just lollygagging.
Again I can totally accept that I am an idiot but I just cannot wrap my head around how awful every single match up feels and then again when I actually win a game it's because the enemy team has like 3 disconnects.

my games are noticeably harder since i reached guardian. maybe herald is my definite bracket

>>534625540
Have you tried queuing against humans instead of bots?

>>534626117
Heralds aint built like they used to be. Every casual player is watching these pro vids and using cheesy tricks these days.

the indescribable feeling of queuing for games even though it's the weekend which means 95% auto loss games

Defeated the game of Dota Number Two, the Videogame.

>>534627571
You can get to ancient by just shoving waves in any position.

>>534627606
>95%
Statistically unlikely. Play more games and farm goat lore.

why do I even want to hit Immortal what am I trying to prove?

What's the hardest virgin you've encountered? I like that this guy has been chain queueing all day since the event came out and he's still guardian 4.

Why are so many people going deso on Drow all of a sudden? it makes no sense

>>534629274
nobody is doing this.

>>534627773
You didn't even finish the tutorial lil bro...

>6 cancelled queues in a row
so this is why my lobbies are shit with an intentional griefer in the match, I'm in wintrader mmr.

>>534627553
Please it's already bad enough as is

>>534627606
it's true. today was my lose streak day

>>534594183
grab it before the link dies
we need to secure MrHoundmaster YTPs for future generations
>>>/v/643615902

>be perma muted cause valve is retarded
>get tide on my team
>hes one of those retards who builds core items
>he doesn't know how wd works and he constantly follows close to me and gets us both killed by coconuts


>enemy wd and jugg are niggers duo smurfing

my winstreaks are literally being cucked by valve giving me these retarded inbred niggers who throw the game and i can't even tell them how the fuck to play and not lose us the game cause of their own mental incompetence.

>stackniggers on my team abandon me in lane and actively give away my position all game becuase... because
>i get reported for feeding despite members of their own stack having significantly worse statlines
i dont think theres anything more fucking boneheaded than giving shitters in your own faggot clique the pass when theyre obviously the worst people in the match by far

>>534634639
enjoy your lpq

>>534634695
making false reports like that should be an automatic -1k score multiplied by the number of stackniggers that also reported for nothing. its the only way to fix the system

>>534634845
or, even better: if you select solo only, you get solo only, all modes.

I don't want to play with loser stackniggers who can't get a 5th and i sure as fuck dont want someone trying to duo with their inbred retard noob friend who sits in the lane auto attacking and picking his nose and feeding 10 kills to the enemy core

>>534634845
Stackfaggot reports have less weight for this reason.
The one and only time it's acceptable to euthanize a game is when you queue into a 4-stack, but that's a moot point because there's no good reason to play unranked.

why does this shit have a time limit? so let me guess, I'm expected to play what, 200 games before november? do they think their playerbase has no life or some shit?

>>534636849
>do they think their playerbase has no life or some shit?
Are they wrong?

>>534636849
>200

queues are shit because all the other white people are playing bf6 instead.

the crimson colored version of the LC skin doesn't even look like her
looks like CK without the horse

>>534636849
Are they available for purchase?

Do we get to keep the event effects, or are they just useless shit?

>x y and z people on the enemy team
>theyre perfectly coordinated and wipe the floor with my team
>next game, x y and z are on my team
>they play as if their brainstems were severed in the 3 minutes between matches
why the FUCK does this always happen

>>534627773
thats not immortal tho

>>534638081
Yes

>Look up Valve HQ on wplace
>only a small dota 2 reference made by some random chud
>Lots of Deadlock art
This game is fucking dead. Nobody actually cares.

>>534643449
>company that made half-life
>company that bought team that made counter-strike mod
>company that made team fortress
>company that made Steam
>company that allowed icefrog to create dota 2 to break free from wc3
I wonder.

>>534643449
port ivy to dota 2 retarded frog

>>534633635
Thank you very much as well, I thought these were lost forever and I made sure to download everything this time

>>534643449
Dota isn't a reddit game

>>534644114
>takes balancing from reddit
>only dev references reddit on patchnotes
>constantly caters to reddit

>not a reddit game
?????

>>534643449
only westoids (not dota players) care about this site

>get iranian carry
>lose
I see this nigger every fucking day and he's fucking worthless every single game, I do not understand how he's not kicked out of the bracket

>>534644789
as soon as I see an iranian sounding name (their steam handle is always their name for some reason, I know it's over. they just pick clinkz and go full mmr terrorist

death to all hoodwink pickers

>>534645975
most based post itt

I will now learn the Hoodwink.

>>534643730
ywnbaw.

Buff the Hoodwink

You're the catch, the goat is pitching.

Marci!

>>534654524
No one likes that character.

I don't even miss old Dota at this point, I miss like 2019 Dota

>>534658965
they just need to bring back real techies and then the game would be perfect

>>534658965
>missing any patch between healing fountains [7.00] and facets+innates [7.36]
ngmi.

>>534659797
when did shrines get removed?

>>534660040
7.24

>>534656482
That isn't true, there's dozens of us!

>>534661874
weighing as much as several people does not make you more than one

>70 minutes in
>make 1 mistake
>lose instantly
i know thats how these things go but holy shit if im not upset about it

how do i boost my reddit score?

Is there any mid hero that shits on QoP? And not Puck please. I can't play that little shit which gets killed if you make one mistake.

>>534666883
i think Huskar because he can sustain through all her bullshit

>>534667062
I was just shitting and thought the exact same thing.

turbo hits different when you realize that it would just be normal dota if this game came out in 2018

>>534666883
AA

25 min in queue lol people gave up on the shitty lc set what a

i haven't played in like 10 months
is the next main event thing TI in September? seems like Valve has done jack shit for this game

3 weeks in queue fuck bros...

NAANNANANANANANANA

>>534671448
its dota just pick dusg and brool :D:D:DD:

are you agree these are SON OF BITCH heroes whoeover pick them? you can add or deduct

kotl
kunkka
huskar
windranger
wk
ursa
lone druid
medusa
broodmother
OD
skywrath mage
winter wyvern
meepo
techies
pudge
clinkz
bloodseeker
necrophos

reasoning
kotl:cant catch him and he anoyns you from far
kunkka:tidebringer laning
huskar:cuz huskar
windranger:little little hits from far constantly
wk:his pushing playstyle tilts
ursa:cuz op
lone druid:afk farm jungle goes op
medusa:afk farm goes op
broodmother:vuz broodmother
OD:laning op
skywarth mage:tilting playstyle
winter wyvern:tilting playstyle
meepo:cuz meepo
techies:cuz techies
bloodseeker:cuz dog playstyle

>>534677597
>windranger
Not really you can trade with her

>>534677597
necrophos:cuz noob op hero

>>534677597
Blue board, sir.

>>534678159
what is blue board

>>534677597
Tbh i would be a pisspig for asuka

Ogrebros, how we doing?

>>534678440
if you are playing ogre cuz op
you are disgusting metaslave
but if u before ogre player it's ok

>>534678310
windranger=asuka?

>>534590229
We should finally try to get into it together anon, I'm the same and this time it will be different!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrL0jtcTaZM&ab_channel=ASMRGaming
this windranger asmr so nice even i dont understand a single word but sometimes says powershot solo kill or middle cuz russian i have listened it as thinking it was girl but he was russian femboy but his voice is girl if you close your eyes
but it's 10/10 godtier asmr

Almost September, mangoes soon.

>>534679153
3rd world monkeyman can you tree dance?

>534679673
>A year has passed
>Still no proof he is white
Rent free.

>>534643245
which is it

>>534679843
Genuinely no idea what you are talking about

>>534680659
Exactly. You live in a perpetual state of ignorance.

>>534680798
No i dont im just not aware of some internet schizo from a 3rd world shithole why is he so revved out of nowhere as if its my fault you are a mango farmer in peru or huezil

>>534645975
I main hoodwink and windranger.

I think I have thing for chicks that live innawoods

>play super intensive hard game for an hour
>W
>extremely one sided stomp
>L
I fucking hate this shit srsly

Is there a way to play the Crownfall minigames without being in a lobby?

>here's your +55 points because that one nigger in your sk game that fed blamed you for it

I'm not even earning 100 comm points per 15 games. This is fucking slavery.

>stuns you

Watching this cs major stream commenting panel and the people are these danish people who are like the girl is called freja and is a good looking skank nothing wrong with her but her features are odd i just cant put my finger on it and the men are weirdos and speak funny its like better looking brittish people but not quite good enough there is something wrong with them and i hate them just as much as bongs just very odd lacking rizz just all around unpleasant to the eye and ear.

>wake up
>no patch

I'm using the nigger word frequently and I tend to shit talk the enemy team, I also respond with toxicity if my teammates start being toxic to me and I mute them. I'm over 10k behaviour score, I really don't get people crying about it.

>>534688804
I have never reached 7k in almost a decade of ccp style surveillance and behaviour modification programming experimentation despite never saying or typing anything and never griefing snd destroying my items a single time.

>>534689107
sure buddy

Should the early game last longer?
I don't know, the game seems so much cooler when you do not have as many items or spells.

>>534689417
it should, just like the lane creeps should be giving way more gold/exp compared to the jg camps so you can easily snowball off of winning the lane. Also they should make the map symmetrical and get rid of the hardlane support in favor of a dedicated jungle role. They should also focus on releasing heroes that are brown/black to catch up to the overwhelmingly White roster.

>>534689973
If you want a faster game just go play turbo.

>>534690296
yeah, who doesn't want to be eating shit during a losing lane for longer? fucking adhd zoomers...

>>534690296
Turdbo sux

>>534690406
Excuse me for liking the game, regardless if I am winning or losing.

>leshrac blinks on me
>instantly die
lol xd a bit strong for a hero that does all it's damage in an aoe isn't it?

>>534691765
all damage comes from edict which is single target
just activate blademail and he kills himself on you

>>534691765
just kill him first

>>534691958
>>534692986
You are the reason the game is in an endless state of power creep

>>534691958
>lesh runs at you with edict
>hah what now chuddie? you running away? oh you sweet summer child :)
>activate bm, lesh starts running away, start running towards him
>NOOOO MR. CHUD I'M SORRY NOOOOOO LEAVE MY NEO-VAGINA ALO...AAAAAAACCCKKK

>>534693550
I play Lesh sometimes and biggest problem of the hero are grouped up enemies until later in the game.
If Edict damage is spread out on 2 targets you're fine.

>>534693550
If you don't want to lose just win

>>534693687
the heros literally always worked like that though it's just more powerful now thanks to facets

>>534694159
>the hero always worked liked this
>expect now his edict fires off faster literally bursting you down instead of doing a steady stream of dps
ok

>>534694769
esl

>>534694862
>i can't refute him so i'll just call him an esl!
i can guarantee that you are the brownest nigger in this thread

>>534680949
That is all the confirmation I need. You can't see the big picture, you are distracted by thinking about peruvian mango farmers.

>>534695623
autism

>>534695352
I'm not that anon you were talking to but being called out seems to have struck a nerve

>>534688419
>>534688263
you just know

>every game is winnable

>>534697594
The most weird games are when fed "good" players on my team on top of the scoreboard completely grief me.
My WD tp'd? We can kill Drow. But for some reason he doesn't press Maledict on her and she doesn't die. He has 6 kills.
My 20/6 QoP? When I am in the fights, she has seconds late Sonics and in the entire game missed 4-5 of them.

>>534696231
If you let literal retards walk all over you while they're clearly in the wrong, then more power to you.

>>534698256
there's a reason some are permanently stuck in 2~5k
they just don't wanna leave

>>534698541
still going on, brownoid?

Sorry but due to high load every single day you get no commends

>>534698602
Most probably they genuinely forget to press buttons or have more misplays.
But they fail to remember that several of my deaths due to their slowness fuck my game up.

>>534699268
Why not? I've got time

https://www.dotabuff.com/players/56472334

>fucktarded nigger omni comments "we have no carry"
>im literally wr
>he proceeds to use E to last hit and deny me farm
>ignores 5 separate opportunities to kill BH in lane
>never levels W in any stage of the lane phase
>doesn't push
>dies 1v1 to bh late game

>mfw team blames me

got my first 7 kill rampage today lads

>>534700483
>turbo
who gives a fuck, play a real gamemode or stfu

Nobody cares, turbokek

>>534700483
>turbo

lowly peasants seething at the gentleman's gamemode

>play a competitive game
>pick a non-competitive meme mode
>complain about retarded teammates
man, I wish I could become a normalfag for a day. What the fuck is going on in their heads

>>534702171
I hope they all die in the upcoming war whatever

>>534702375
It's funny that you mention that because you just got drafted, I dunno what to tell you.

>>534702375
you're saying that like neets wouldn't be the first line of bullet catchers

>>534702468
>>534702570
keep seething i'll put a bullethole in the head of the first zogpig that knocks on my door seeing him from afar on my cameras around the house
you'll parrot cuck shit like muh jews and muh cuntry fuck your couch nigga lol

>>534702828
bruh I was copying a fucking superman meme get fucking real you nerd

>ephey is qojqva simp
jfc

I didnt watched Dota 2 since Tobiwan is gone how is it?

>>534703405
brown esl

>>534703318
Its the other way around. German man having brown "fever". Many such cases.

>>534705470
no she was simping for him hard on stream showing off her anime merchandise acting cute while he didn't give a fuck at all

>>534702939
>superman
You're supergay

When are they bringing back the Real Techies?

>>534706228
Did you come up with that all by yourself? Impressive.

>>534709705
>normalfag basedjacking over superhero slop finds a basic wordplay impressive
let me guess, turbo player?

Is anyone farming these items or what?

>failed to start, party member in another game
>no party

>valve shutting their single dota server down so I can't report my retarded subhuman mexicxn """"teammate"""" in the postgame lobby

man, I don't even WANT the levels that much - but like it adds a sense of progression. I can't just sit there and play dota all day - I could play it anywhere from 0-5 times a week, mostly 0-1 a week
and they expect me to pay what was it? 5 bucks? 15 bucks a month? fuck that
valve should just idk make it a default feature - shit, it SHOULD be a default feature
and should give other benefits to those subbing, idk, skins or some shit, or better analysis

tried to play shadow demon twice - had an ABYSMAL kda, anons
is he hard to play? am I retarded?

>>534717196
hes the ultimate bang or bust hero. if you fuck up early you can pretty much always count on losing

>>534717196
>is he hard to play?
yes
>am I retarded?
yes

>>534717282
How do you fuck up early when dispersion scales with the heroes? If you do it on the enemy carry you can rape their entire team its a "make plays" hero

>>534717580
wait shit, i saw shadow and my dumbass brain automatically assumed he was talking about "fiend".
anyway, sd pretty much peaks at level 1 with q. anything positive you can contribute past that point is just bonus

new topson just dropped
https://youtu.be/r3imsQs_0i4?si=vhRNp0eJEHQgNe7-

>>534718771
>brownoids will now grief your games with shitwrath mage

>>534699974
forgetting to press bkb or not showing up to the game winning fight is sub 70 IQ behavior

I won a game but i feel depress why is that?

>>534720483
your life is shit and your skin is brown

>>534719960
Sometimes my BKB is passive because I think it's not a good moment to press it and it's just enough to fuck me over, it happens rarely tho.

is beastmaster good yet

theres no way I just get matched up against a Lina and Meepo smurf on the same team.

>>534724076
never been bad

>6/8 players are carry/mid only
>both drafters are carryniggers
>first picker picks a carry
Why are carrytrannies so fucking retarded?

>>534724406
euthanize the game so they can't enjoy the stomp

do invoker's forgeniggers remove backdoor immunity or does it go away on the barracks towers when enemy creeps are at the tier two in another lane

>5 picked np and is mexican
>lose (also NS 3, z*us 2, necro 4 were all r*ssian)
>queue again
>5 instantly locks sven
just fucking ban me from queue why bother locking me into automatic loss after automatic loss what did I do to deserve this

>team is 4 russians
>on us east
what the fuck

>>534726084
neither

playing BH is a differnt kind of Dota

What the hell is wrong with the behavior system? I've had like five sperg fits this past week and not one game of LP, my score has barely even gone down.

>>534727361
yeah
being 1- in every match must be quite something

>>534726576
5 np is good though

If I play all season, they sub to dota plus, do I get the rewards, or no?

>>534726576
unironically skill issue

>get 4 russians on team
>lose
Why are they so bad at this game?

>>534727074
okay well the enemy was pushing with no creeps and backdoor was deactivated for 20+ seconds

>>534728389
Yeah man I'm sure the game was just bugged.

>>534728460
Really?
I didn't know that could happen.

>>534728673
It doesn't, because the enemy wasn't pushing for 20+ seconds without creeps and no backdoor at your tier 3s. Why don't you just download and watch the replay instead of making retarded posts?

>>534728793
I'd rather ask you, my trusted informant.

It's 12 am in eastern europe should i go get some beer and play dota or what?

>>534727473
I just won, take that dotard!

>>534730613
fuck yeah

>>534732660
your team would've won without (You) anyway

>>534727385
Only mentally stable people are being punished. Stay out of it

>damage enemies in level 1 brool
>place sentry in mid for deward
>5 minutes later
>get assist when mid kills enemy mid
What a stupid bug

sniff sniff

as soon as my ranked wr% goes above 52 i get a lose streak. that's the pattern i noticed

Hey dotards, I came back to the game after a year, I played like 10 games or so.
I noticed nobody gives a crap about this piece of shit abortion of an idea anymore, yes?
Or is it my MMR bracket only?

>>534742758
Low mmr issue, in my games it's taken at the 20 minute mark every game

>>534743550
who takes it?

can't stop getting mad at my shit teammates and going pve farming wall all game as pos1 while they chain feed

>>534743659
Everyone

>get the same guy supp two times in a row in my lane once when im pos 1 and the other offlaner
>griefs, feeds, leaves me alone, stays behind afk like a freak

>>534748989
Avoid him

>>534745914
Just play Nature's Prophet and rat, it's the most fun way to play

The meepening continues. This hero needs some more/better cosmetics.

>>534752291
>that entire radiant draft
deserved loss

>>534752291
>won against SF mid as meepo
HOW

>>534752553
He was fucking trash. Last time I played Meepo vs SF mid I threw the game so hard, got giga tilted by my teammates pinging me, whole game was a grief. He was not aggressive at all, barely razed me, missed when he tried to. Was able to pull aggro and last hit while I used my other meepo to make two triple stacks and even got a gank on top.

>>534752291
>6 min queue time.
damn...

>>534752740
yeah, quite puzzling
I remember being stomped against SF everytime while meepo'ing

>>534752807
Imagine you're the guy who waited over 14 minutes and you're on Radiant.

>>534752291
The nigger skin is pretty cool because meepo is a nigger hero

>>534752291
>rubick soloing morph like 3 times
game is hilarious.

>>534753023
there are no bl*cks in dota 2, bro
the dpta 2 universe is free from such blight

>be high mmr
>literally can't play ranked with low mmr friends
>not allowed to make an alternate account because shitters get butthurt
>normals are so fucking unbalanced that there's no point in playing them
Why does this game punish your for trying to play with friends?

>>534756627

>>534756769
hey I've seen this one before change the channel
>>534756807
he's white

>>534756861
I just want to play with my friends, why am I not allowed to?

>>534756861
If you saw a group of teenagers with the same skin tone as Chen on the street you would not assume good things.

>>534757030
He's got revitiligo

>>534756627
chen lc am

went 4W 9L this weekend

Hello frens, I played the game a bit back in 2016 i think and I never really managed to get into it so I'm trying now but I'm fucking awful. It feels like I'm fighting the game the entire way and I legit don't even know what I'm supposed to do half the time. I see ex pros say that the objectives dictate what you should be doing but compared to LoL there doesn't seem to be any objectives other than runes. Idk when to rotate from lanes early and can end up spending 15 min in lane in the blink of an eye which I would never do in LoL. The rest of the game is fine once I get past around the 20 minute mark but laning feels like another world, fighting other support in the trees over wards and camps I feel like I know what I'm supposed to do but I don't at the same time.

Anyway heres my pic of playtime (most from years ago probably only 5 hours recently) and what characters I can remember playing. What advice would you give, specifically around laning.

>>534764467
>objectives
First 14 minutes of the game the objectives are bounties, water runes, power runes, shrine, some more power runes, then a t1 tower and the 2nd shrine. Then from there you have more power runes, the t2 towers, rosh, torm at 20, another shrine. Then from 21-30 minutes you're usually taking any t2s you couldnt finish off, maybe poking rax, mostly waiting for 2nd rosh. Take 2nd rosh and game is ending around 35-40 minutes usually. This is all in an ideal world, but there are a lot of objectives, particularly at the start (first 14 mins) of the game.

Why would you dotards just straight up LIE to me?!

>You told me it was "normal" for a hot, curvy hairdresser in a dress to straddle my leg and clamp on it with her thighs

>You told me it was "standard customer service" for her to call me 'sexy' (multiple times) while straddling me

>You said "don't read too much into it' when she asked me what I was doing later.

Is this the sort of bullshit that counts as advice around here? This woman looks like picrel.

>>534764702
Never seen anyone touch tormentors in my normal games since coming back despite watching a vid about them existing and that you should do them. If I play 4 or 5 should I be rotating to mid for every rune spawn? Thanks anon.

out of my last 3-400 games i seriously think ive only seen my team do a tormentor maybe 3 times

>>534765365
Yeah in my games the thing basically never gets touched unless you actively try to get your team to take it. If you have a strong rosh lineup its a lot easier as you can take the rosh around 20 minutes and more easily convince your team to then go get the fresh torm. You should help with the 4, 6, and 8 minute runes basically every time as position 4. As position 5 its tricky, its better to just not leave the lane early.

>>534764918
have you asked for her mmr?

I haven't seen the tormentor survive past 22 in over a hundred games

>>534764467
Also wanted to ask what heroes are good pos 4's. I've looked through all the heroes and their community guides and very few are pos4. Everything is either 1,2,3 or hard supp. I guess you can just play 5's as 4's with some more gold but the dynamic natures of game (compared to LoL) is a big learning curve.

>>534771265
Pos 4s this patch are the same as pos 5, you just build greedier items

>>534771554
cheers bro

see you tomorrow dotards
time to hit the bed

>braindead "support" afk in the trees bitching about forced losses and unethical matchmaking and whatever the fuck else
i didnt think anyone actually took forced 50 seriously

I fail to see how Primal Beast is a good hero, it's literally just a walking ult but shit

>>534787929
Dogshit campo santo hero

>>534787929
I was mid vs primal beast with nature's propet.
We had the same last hits/denies and we both had full hp.
He reaches level 6, I reach level 6, and he just ran into me while I was under my tower.
There was nothing I could do to survive, he moved away with half hp.

I tried dazzle support for the first time since they reworked his ult and man he is garbage now, he may as well never use that ult when supporting

>>534791362
You're a retard

>>534700568
well done bwo, with what hero?

>>534791362
He's stronger than he's ever been though

>muh campo santo boogeyman

Sometimes I feel that Mireska is almost viable mid but she's missing something I can't quite pinpoint.

>win game
>report my whole team and the enemy team

>>534795127
Behaviour score is a zero sum game

>>534764467
You got replies explaining the theory but in practice nobodfy plays for objectives at low MMR so lower your expectations and try to just get into the flow of the game.

>>534793940
wtf people call heroes with their other name?

Can't wait to announce "I will pick Vrogros" or "I will pick Stealth Assassin"

>>534797193

Who is Vrogros?

https://voca.ro/1cBORTrZlGsC

When are they buffing Eron Islesion?

>>534797553
>the current state of Dota 2

>>534797193
Naix
Rhasta
Furion

>>534793465
I used to play a lot of dazzle as a support, the past ult that reduced CD was way better for a support, you could spam heal and shallow grave way more often and the hex wasn't locked to his ult.

How long will it take for pros to realize Bane mid is broken?

>0 item marci runs at me
>die
LOL!

>>534802176
call your supports for assistance

>>534802176
did you stand still and just let her right click you?

>>534802176
aa counters everything tardci does

Remove marci and hoodwink from the game

>>534795475
Yeah I thought as much. I'm playing normals and I just feel completely lost desu in the minute to minute gameplay compared to lol. Biggest thing is engages and fights seem to happen screens away and I'm just completely unaware to them, something that wouldn't happen to me in LoL.

>>534797452
People are a little familiar with Icefrog names
>>534798324

(but not a lot, nobody says Tormented Soul and Holy Knight to refer to Leshrac and Chen, and nobody says Nerif and Lesale Deathbringer to refer to Oracle and Venomancer)

but I picked Vrogros because it's a nu-name from Valve. People know those even less.

Vrogros: Abyssal Underlord (formerly Azgalor)
Lyralei: Wind Ranger (formerly Alleria)
Tequoia: Nature's Prophet (formerly Furion)
Ethreain: Lich (formerly Kel'Thuzad)
Karroch: Beastmaster (formerly Rexxar)
Zharvakko: Witch Doctor (formerly Vol'Jin)

In case you were wondering, the last heroes to have two names were Mireska the Dark Willow and Donté Panlin the Pangolier, released in 2017.
Grimstroke was the first hero without two names.

>win first cuckrio
>garb of shades
this shit is a scam

>>534802858
I forgot one:
Skitskurr: Weaver (formerly Anub'Seran)
(... and yes "Karl" the Invoker from Kael)

also the two heroes who simply lost their name at some point:
Anub'Arak the Nyx Assassin
Eredar the Shadow Demon

>>534802829
It's different game, different heroes, different graphics, nothing will translate from League much other than hitting skillshots
>t. ex-League player (stopped 5 years ago) but doing very well in DOTA

>>534803176
>nothing will translate from League much other than hitting skillshots
Which there's not many of.

>>534802176
Marci is so powerful!

>>534803176
Yeah I'm under no illusion that I would be good, just that the game feels very hard and I genuinely feel clueless at times which I never really do in any other game I play.

here's ur team bro gl hf

Any good drops in the event or is it just candyworks items?