>>512071794
This makes even less sense. A jacket? Alcoholism?

I don't know where you come from anon, but where I come from jackets have sleeves and neck holes, and they don't cover your face typically. Also as a former and current alcoholic, the only time I ever suffered black eyes was when I drank too much and started mouthing off to the door man.

He is a glove, like the hamburger helper glove man. The hamburger helper glove man is in a better mood obviously, because he gets to spend all day serving delicious hamburger meals instead of getting hit in the eye with baseballs.