>be me just now
>somehow jg player telepathically sensed that i literally only wanted to camille supp and then he traded me for jg so i could super carry the game
>handless fuckface akali
>gank for top because he picked my camille
>counter gank for top because im the better jg and that guy picked my camille
>ahead of enemy jg like 100 cs while also having more kp (thats the power of a real rank gold 3 jg)
>turbo carry


2 more games and i can play ranked. but im not gonna its saturday and the niggers are out.