>>212858708
I have bruxism y'know, you're playing a dangerous game, frenchman.
>>212858734
>to be honest, I ask myself if even the french can pronounce it
I imagine it must be a matter of "this shit is too hard" and with time, people just did the bare minimum to follow the rules and just learned it from memory, kinda like how the Japanese copied Chinese and then did their own thing.
>My mother laugh her ass off when I'm visiting my parents and have to speak french to someone
Woah booma, you got french family? Sorry if it's a known factoid 'round these parts, I'm lacking in a lot of /med/ lore knowledge. Also brazilian portuguese sounds kinda like you're constantly reciting a poetry out loud, or grooving to samba.
Argentinians just sound angry and loud and aggressive, 'cause we are kek.
>>212858772
Hey hey, french can be hot as fuck if someone with a nice voice is telling you sweet nothings in your ear, I want to date a french person who softly says "Veux-tu que je t'achète des croissants pour le petit-déjeuner, mon amour?", I would cum on the spot.