Fellas I think I found a new meta.

Bodybuilder friend recommends me store protein shakes, give pic related a try. Tastes basically like choccy milk, I don't feel like ass after like quest concrete bars, 180 calories and 30 protein which is great ratio. This feels perfect for getting protein in.

I know it's got high oleic sunflower oil and guar gum and gay shit, but it's a bit healthier than the pure chemical stuff, and I figure I'll worry about that when I'm no longer a fat piece of shit. So very on board.