>>95972944
Pokemon does have waifus.

Wokezards of the Coast is so damn scared of titties they had a Sonic set and refused to give Rouge the Bat a card instead of an umpteenth sol ring, an airplane I didn't even know had a name, and the fucking egg hammer goon.

I just wish Pokemon had more than one instant in the entire game. Or even a Yu-Gi-Oh style backrow with traps.