You're telling me-

Hold on
Hold on hold on hold on I gotta do the math here.

You're telling me that-
haha oh my god.

You're telling me by logistic science you end up having access to infinite tar, infinite natural gas and infinite oil just by slapping a buit of wet soil in a pipe for half an hour and walking around until you find a bitumen seep?

AND THEY'RE ALL POWER POSITIVE?
AND THERE'S NO REASON TO EVEN DIG UP COAL ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST MAKE LITERALLY EVERY FLUID YOU USE FROM THE BYPRODUCTS?

What's the catch?