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I spent my days reading textbooks, learning languages and helping grandma in the garden and never been happier.
Haven't had a job since I got fired for not taking the vaxx and just roll weekly options on GME, told the government I left the country so I could get out of healthcare and GEZ, never reported any gains or filed any taxes.
I estimate I have evaded over half a million in taxes and social security contributions. I will just stay here until grandma dies than I'm off to south america.

So how do I buy crypto with MasterCard directly then?

Does this mean I can forget about buying gas tokens like Eth?