Why is Rizia so much harder than Sordland in Suzerain?
>territorial disputes with Wehlen (backed by gommies) and Pales (backed by NATO) from the start
>big GAYTO nation to your north
>bunch of homosex fanatics to your south-west
>also gommies to your southwest
>everyone's baseline is salty over you being a monarchy
>father was a cuck who gave a bunch of concessions to enemies within and without
>only real ally, Rumburg, is ruled by a retard and is too far away anyway

Topic of the thread: an unsucked dick has been spotted in southern Merkopa, who gets to it first?
>Pabel
>the Golcondists
>the ATO faggots in the AN