Still a better and more credible pairing than Van x Elaine.

Eggs gone, dry rotten cunt...

Aging is a thing, and you better make most of your youth.

Personally, I'm together with my waifu for over twenty years, and that waifu is Morran - the Groke - from the Moomins.

By the way, a waifu is not a random girl you like and fap too. That would be someone in the harem. A waifu is a sacred being, a guardian angel, and it is debatable whether she should be sexualized at all.

I know that people cannot grasp this anymore in this sad age of the banality of evil, so I'm passing my wisdom on before I pass away.