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8/7/2025, 5:32:30 PM
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Alot of bicyxles also
>no mirrors
>no signal lights
>no tailight or headlight
>alot of them dont helmet, those that do have shittiest scalp bucket with no chin protections- so basically useless outside of a light tumble
>their chains dont even last long
>my bicycle has unobtaniun tire tubes because of stupid tire size trends
>if you thought aluminun frames were WEAK and BRITTLE, welcome to the worls of carbon fiber frames splitting at high sneeds
>crush your ballzacj without proper seat: it literally pinches dick nerves and blood vessels in some instancea for induced erectile dysfunction
>no sheepskins for said benis
>less tolerances between different modea of riding; i.e. yoi need a gravel bike to be an adv dad, i might take sportbike offroad but a triathalon bicycle will immediately suffer like having slicks on gravel if the tire dont just poppes
>YOU GET YOUR OWN LANE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
>some of the best cardio and functional shortcuts because of laws and size, otherwise you couls just be a sumo hooligan and achieve the same
>ebikes, need i say more? Exploding superbats, lazy entitled and keeping up with joneses, defeats the cardio aspect and leaves you with deadweight if kill, also possibly the gayest subculture outside of EV car fags
>$5,000 bicycles just to be a trendy fag, cant get $1000 used superbike tuned and btfo that pricetag anyway
>literally every bicycle owner is a wrenchlet that needs le tuning for $180/hr +tip
Youre only cool on a bicycle if you also have a shoomer
Alot of bicyxles also
>no mirrors
>no signal lights
>no tailight or headlight
>alot of them dont helmet, those that do have shittiest scalp bucket with no chin protections- so basically useless outside of a light tumble
>their chains dont even last long
>my bicycle has unobtaniun tire tubes because of stupid tire size trends
>if you thought aluminun frames were WEAK and BRITTLE, welcome to the worls of carbon fiber frames splitting at high sneeds
>crush your ballzacj without proper seat: it literally pinches dick nerves and blood vessels in some instancea for induced erectile dysfunction
>no sheepskins for said benis
>less tolerances between different modea of riding; i.e. yoi need a gravel bike to be an adv dad, i might take sportbike offroad but a triathalon bicycle will immediately suffer like having slicks on gravel if the tire dont just poppes
>YOU GET YOUR OWN LANE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
>some of the best cardio and functional shortcuts because of laws and size, otherwise you couls just be a sumo hooligan and achieve the same
>ebikes, need i say more? Exploding superbats, lazy entitled and keeping up with joneses, defeats the cardio aspect and leaves you with deadweight if kill, also possibly the gayest subculture outside of EV car fags
>$5,000 bicycles just to be a trendy fag, cant get $1000 used superbike tuned and btfo that pricetag anyway
>literally every bicycle owner is a wrenchlet that needs le tuning for $180/hr +tip
Youre only cool on a bicycle if you also have a shoomer
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