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6/15/2025, 2:46:22 AM
>>42271547
>Jason gets saved when a fat prison guard pulls the man in clown makeup into the nearby bathroom.
>Taking the opportunity to escape when the doors open, Jason trips and falls and gets electrocuted on the train tracks.
>Fluttershy whispers to a family of subway rats to swarm Jason and collectively shit on him. "Good job everyone!" She gives them an Aquaman face before Jason runs away again.
>"He's getting away!" Pinkie Pie throws a cupcake-shaped holy hand grenade in the escaping goalie's direction.
>All seven of them follow Jason through an alleyway, this time just figuring out how to surround him from all directions which leads them to trapping him on a roof.
>Mask now cracked in half and nearly falling off of his face, Jason runs out of room to back up to as all now 8 of the girls close in on him.
>"You think I didn't have friends? Hmm?" Starlight Glimmer is the one Jason decides to face as all the other girls back away.
>"Go get him!" Applejack cheers her on.
>Starlight puts her fists up and starts to punch Jason in the face over and over as all of her friends clap and cheer for her in a circle around the two on the roof.
>This goes on for like 30 minutes or something.
>Taking each blow like a bored slab of meat, Jason just lets Starlight Glimmer tire herself out.
>Wishing one of the girls with actual magical powers will just kill him already and put him out of his annoying misery already.
>Reading his mind, Sunset gives AJ and RD a nod, giving them the okay to step in for their friend and start tango dancing together.
>Jason looks on in utter confusion.
>"Are you a third wheel?" Proclaims Rainbow Dash through the rose between her teeth. "Because it takes TWO to TANGO!"
>RD's and AJ's hands interlocking fingers punch Jason in the face together, hard enough to send his severed head flying over the Statue Of Liberty while an eagle caws in the background.
>Jason's head flies down through a storm drain and gets washed away by an underground tidal wave of radioactive waste.
>His headless body falls down onto the surface of the roof and all the magical girls raise their arms and cheer in victory as time freezes and the song from the ending credits to Death Proof starts playing.
>The End.
https://ponepaste.org/11139 (Had to quickly update it at the last second before midnight GMT and forgot to proofread or link the previous F13 green I did so here's that https://ponepaste.org/9403)
>>42269574
>>42269968
>>42271432
Apologies for this one being so rushed, I still hope it was a funny shitpost I typed on a whim to read.
It also did end up observably messier and goofier than its original installment like the movie it's modeled after is, so I guess it's fitting anyway.
I'll be back to the regularly scheduled Cup Cake and Teenage Cadance greens now, so expect those later on.
>Jason gets saved when a fat prison guard pulls the man in clown makeup into the nearby bathroom.
>Taking the opportunity to escape when the doors open, Jason trips and falls and gets electrocuted on the train tracks.
>Fluttershy whispers to a family of subway rats to swarm Jason and collectively shit on him. "Good job everyone!" She gives them an Aquaman face before Jason runs away again.
>"He's getting away!" Pinkie Pie throws a cupcake-shaped holy hand grenade in the escaping goalie's direction.
>All seven of them follow Jason through an alleyway, this time just figuring out how to surround him from all directions which leads them to trapping him on a roof.
>Mask now cracked in half and nearly falling off of his face, Jason runs out of room to back up to as all now 8 of the girls close in on him.
>"You think I didn't have friends? Hmm?" Starlight Glimmer is the one Jason decides to face as all the other girls back away.
>"Go get him!" Applejack cheers her on.
>Starlight puts her fists up and starts to punch Jason in the face over and over as all of her friends clap and cheer for her in a circle around the two on the roof.
>This goes on for like 30 minutes or something.
>Taking each blow like a bored slab of meat, Jason just lets Starlight Glimmer tire herself out.
>Wishing one of the girls with actual magical powers will just kill him already and put him out of his annoying misery already.
>Reading his mind, Sunset gives AJ and RD a nod, giving them the okay to step in for their friend and start tango dancing together.
>Jason looks on in utter confusion.
>"Are you a third wheel?" Proclaims Rainbow Dash through the rose between her teeth. "Because it takes TWO to TANGO!"
>RD's and AJ's hands interlocking fingers punch Jason in the face together, hard enough to send his severed head flying over the Statue Of Liberty while an eagle caws in the background.
>Jason's head flies down through a storm drain and gets washed away by an underground tidal wave of radioactive waste.
>His headless body falls down onto the surface of the roof and all the magical girls raise their arms and cheer in victory as time freezes and the song from the ending credits to Death Proof starts playing.
>The End.
https://ponepaste.org/11139 (Had to quickly update it at the last second before midnight GMT and forgot to proofread or link the previous F13 green I did so here's that https://ponepaste.org/9403)
>>42269574
>>42269968
>>42271432
Apologies for this one being so rushed, I still hope it was a funny shitpost I typed on a whim to read.
It also did end up observably messier and goofier than its original installment like the movie it's modeled after is, so I guess it's fitting anyway.
I'll be back to the regularly scheduled Cup Cake and Teenage Cadance greens now, so expect those later on.
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