>be me

>25 yo virgin wizard apprentice, no gf, no simping, no fucks given

>embracing the monk arc, living my best NEET life

>tfw random thots lose their absolute shit over me being single

>not sympathy, not even roasting me like some /r9k/ reject, nah

>don’t even pretend to respect my sigma grindset when I explain

>one girl, literal unicorn, said it was based, but she’s built different, doesn’t count

>these chicks straight-up seething

>one’s shaking like she’s gonna summon a manager, fists balled, voice all fake-sweet but venomous

>“a-anon, you can’t live like this!”

>mfw what in the actual fuck

>why you so pressed, Stacy?

>you got Chad with six-figure stacks, some of you got Tyrone with 12-inch lore (your words, not mine)

>why you mald so hard over me?

>I’m basically an incel by your metrics, but you don’t dogpile them like this

>I’m just chilling, zero effort, you keep starting these convos

>why you life-coaching a random anon?

>what’s your endgame?

>tfw starting to suspect women are a hivemind

>some Zerg/Borg/Tyranid/Geth collective consciousness bullshit, like I’m in a Stellaris run

>stare into a girl’s eyes, it’s not one look, it’s a million normie glares

>feels like the entire female hivemind is doxxing my soul

>mfw this is lowkey terrifying

No, I am very happy with my current conditions
But if you feel this way please tell us which culture/ethnicity/country you feel aligned with

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so ?