Lads I am proud to report that I am on top of the leaderboard for the gay endurance summer sport challenge my company holds. I have reached the 200pt mark (100pt per week possible) as the fourth person competing in the challenge (250 participants) but it lists me at the very top for some reason so I count this as a week won by ME. Next week there will be another 100 points added and I will make sure those fucking assholes see my name in the top 10 at any given time. And yes, this is my greatest sporting achievement so far.