What makes people think Danish people are Scandinavian? Denmark is not even on the Scandinavian penninsula to begin with. They're mutts with a heavily inbred speech impediment. This is why Danish children are unable to learn their language fully until around 5 years old. The Nordic stock which inhabited Denmark previously has been race-mixed to oblivion into a mystery meat abomination with most likely the majority from swarthy continentals and 1-2% ghost DNA from pigs. Denmark is like a tiny India - cramped, inbred, race-mixed, horrible accent and they fuck their animals.