The new IT guy under me is retired nasty girls. Shammed his way through his entire contract as an MP. They're great if you don't want to do anything and don't care about your service. They're a shabby branch and soft. Everyone I've ever met who went natty guard never got deployed and wouldn't want to because they're too scared to be infantry.
If you're a no skills drooling retard you shouldn't join any other branch than the corps. They'll laugh at how dumb and socially retarded you are. We'll give you a gun and tell you to watch over there for a year. Then you get to go home for a bit then come back and watch that area again. You do this like 4-5 times then you get all the benefits.