Thoughts on the national guard? I think its an excellent program if you dont know what to do with yourself
t. former national guardsman

>>22934789 (OP)

I love this art aesthetic but it seems to be filled with glop onions cuck liberals

>>22934789 (OP)
I could really use something like a National Guard right now. But, unfortunately, I'm not american and the army of my country wouldn't accept me now, I think

>>22934796
>it seems to be filled with glop onions cuck liberals
wtf does this even mean? speak a language i can understand

>>22934800

>>22934799
why wouldnt they accept you? Have you tried?

>>22934800
okay the national guard is full of pussies just like you and you ruin a good art style, this better not be the hazbin hotel faggot who spams chat tell he gets the thread shut down when people who make fun of them

>>22934800
the national guard spends the day throwing around beach balls and spinning on each others dicks

>>22934808

>>22934811
checked...

>>22934812
YOU SACK OF SHIT

>>22934805
Yes, many years ago I try the Air force, they didn't even call me. Now I'm in college, but even though I want to finish the career, I'm not motivated now. So maybe a year or two in the army would help me to learn new stuff and motivate me, but due to my age I think that's not possible
However, considering the amount of faggots who present excuses to avoid the military service, I would think that they could accept me out of needing. Who knows

>try
tried*

>>22934825
if you make it in for being too much of a doughboy what will you say then?

>>22934825
>You called
you probably couldn't even do fishtank man

Don't worry man most of us here couldn't.. you're a pussy because you suck.. not because you couldn't make it into the military

>>22934811
>the national guard spends the day throwing around beach balls and spinning on each others dicks
Dear lord i wish, that sounds perfect
>>22934825
>Now I'm in college
you are at least going down a good path without needing the army to walk you through it

>>22934849
You deserve this.

>>22934851
my dick is over 7" but idk if i can have such a title

>>22934855
7 inches? I feel sorry for your mom.

>>22934830
I don't even know what are you talking about
>>22934833
Well, aren't they the ones who ask the youth to join the military? how many regular youngsters would be able to do complex stuff by default? they are meant to learn it, not knowing it
>you're a pussy because you suck
Speak for yourself

>>22934849
Yeah, but as I said I ran out of motivation to study. I just need to focus and stop being a sissy, I don't need a big change or trying something too complex to regain motivation. I just have to do it, simple

>>22934863
cant call cant study you might as well admit you'll never attain godhood


Do something. Kill yourself

>>22934867
>you might as well admit you'll never attain godhood
Does it matter?
>Do something. Kill yourself
After you, sir

>>22934867
you're a bug
>>22934863
keep walking towards a better life, don't listen to the bug

>>22934870
Sometimes bugs are interesting, so I would let it be

>>22934869
>However, considering the amount of faggots who present excuses to avoid the military service
>I just need to focus and stop being a sissy

just embrace it already anon.

>>22934872
very true..

>>22934877
stop defending him because hes dumb and foreign

>>22934874
Don't project yourself, anon

>>22934882
hey I'm not the one who's saying he just cant help but be a sissy if he isn't focusing

oh no you're totally gonna join that phone call 3 years ago is SOLID proof

The ol' I lost a bet now I'm a sissy bit

>>22934882
I love you Anon.

>>22934883
I'm not the one searching for male stocking on Google, anon
>The ol' I lost a bet now I'm a sissy bit
As I said, speak for yourself if you have any grudges or a complex

>>22934892
I was trying to help you man..

>>22934891
:o

>>22934894
You have an interesting way to help people. I believe on tough love, so try to refine your ways on it

>>22934896

>>22934858
>I feel sorry for your mom.
why

>>22934870
Remilia my beloved

>>22935479
go back to eating cum, let the thread die faggot

It took you a day to come up with that?

>>22934789 (OP)
my only knowledge of the national guard comes from The Blues Brothers (1980 Comedy Musical)

>>22936206
>go back to eating cum
id have to find a nice guy first

>>22936206
Are you the real Ritsu? Why are you so mean you used to be nice?

>>22936246

kill all niggers, Jews, kikes, gays-

>>22936251

The new IT guy under me is retired nasty girls. Shammed his way through his entire contract as an MP. They're great if you don't want to do anything and don't care about your service. They're a shabby branch and soft. Everyone I've ever met who went natty guard never got deployed and wouldn't want to because they're too scared to be infantry.
If you're a no skills drooling retard you shouldn't join any other branch than the corps. They'll laugh at how dumb and socially retarded you are. We'll give you a gun and tell you to watch over there for a year. Then you get to go home for a bit then come back and watch that area again. You do this like 4-5 times then you get all the benefits.

>>22936246
Of course he's not Ritsu. Ritsu is norgay, while this anon is amerimutt