I went to McDick's last night and tried the new McCraps. They come with a tiny chicken tendie with shredded lettuce and ranch sauce and some half melted shredded cheese, all wrapped in a tortilla. So most bites don't have any chicken. The tortilla was nice and soft though.

My fries were hot and fresh out of the fryer so they have that going for them.

I can't get them to give me a fucking ketchup packet though, even using the app, and the app frightens and confuses the apes preparing my order. I also got a coca cola. I would have got a shake but I assumed the machine would be broken but to my amazement the customer ahead of me managed to get a shake.

Another surprise for me was this 24 hour location was open at about 9:30 pm. Normally 24 hour locations are closed at random hours when their computers have to reboot for like an hour in the evening, during lunch rush, and at 3:00 AM and when they switch from breakfast to lunch, a process that takes over an hour.

While I was waiting a scrawny man with long purple hair and a flashlight wandered around the parking lot, lingering for a while at the dumpster.

Overall it was a better experience than usual.

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