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7/19/2025, 3:38:08 AM
Haseul from ARTMS had recently gotten into Minecraft. Not in a pro-speedrunner kind of way—but in the "accidentally punches bees and apologizes to them" kind of way. Her fans loved it. She’d stream for hours building lopsided cottages, naming cows after LOONA members, and asking chat why her enchanted fishing rod sometimes caught sticks.
One rainy in-game afternoon, while wandering through a forest biome, she stumbled upon a small structure made of honeycomb blocks and terracotta—clearly not generated by vanilla Minecraft. Inside was a single chest. She opened it.
Inside was a book titled:
"Equip the Muffin Topper."
She stared at it. “Chat… what is a muffin topper?”
The messages rolled in fast:
“LOL what”
“It’s not a real muffin Haseul ”
“It’s a helmet I think???”
“NO it’s like a cosmetic thing!”
“Wait is this modded?!”
Haseul had no idea. She tried placing the book on an armor stand. Nothing. Tried using it on a muffin (which she had crafted using cake, sugar, and optimism). Still nothing. She even tried eating the book. “You can’t eat books,” she muttered as the character chomped air sadly.
Then—while mining near a glowberry cave—she noticed something glowing through the vines. Nestled inside a cracked stone pedestal was what looked like a golden helmet, but fluffier. Like… bread?
When she hovered over it, the tooltip read:
Muffin Topper
"Legendary headgear. Grants +2 Yum, +3 Confidence."
Without hesitation, she equipped it.
The second she did, a shimmer passed across her screen. Her character sparkled with sprinkles. The sky darkened. A message appeared:
“You have equipped the Muffin Topper. Trials begin now.”
Suddenly, the ground beneath her crumbled and she was teleported to an entirely new world—a sugary dimension filled with floating muffin islands, syrup lakes, and mobs shaped like angry cupcakes called Frosted Fiends. She screamed. Chat screamed. A sprinkle exploded beside her.
One rainy in-game afternoon, while wandering through a forest biome, she stumbled upon a small structure made of honeycomb blocks and terracotta—clearly not generated by vanilla Minecraft. Inside was a single chest. She opened it.
Inside was a book titled:
"Equip the Muffin Topper."
She stared at it. “Chat… what is a muffin topper?”
The messages rolled in fast:
“LOL what”
“It’s not a real muffin Haseul ”
“It’s a helmet I think???”
“NO it’s like a cosmetic thing!”
“Wait is this modded?!”
Haseul had no idea. She tried placing the book on an armor stand. Nothing. Tried using it on a muffin (which she had crafted using cake, sugar, and optimism). Still nothing. She even tried eating the book. “You can’t eat books,” she muttered as the character chomped air sadly.
Then—while mining near a glowberry cave—she noticed something glowing through the vines. Nestled inside a cracked stone pedestal was what looked like a golden helmet, but fluffier. Like… bread?
When she hovered over it, the tooltip read:
Muffin Topper
"Legendary headgear. Grants +2 Yum, +3 Confidence."
Without hesitation, she equipped it.
The second she did, a shimmer passed across her screen. Her character sparkled with sprinkles. The sky darkened. A message appeared:
“You have equipped the Muffin Topper. Trials begin now.”
Suddenly, the ground beneath her crumbled and she was teleported to an entirely new world—a sugary dimension filled with floating muffin islands, syrup lakes, and mobs shaped like angry cupcakes called Frosted Fiends. She screamed. Chat screamed. A sprinkle exploded beside her.
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