Culture war thread?

Reminder that only civilized people eat bread.
Most other nations eat trash that's supposed to cook quickly. Tortillas, Naans, Rice, Oats, Cereal, all that shit takes minutes to prepare and is equally bland and flat.
In Europe? We pride ourselves with bread that takes TIME. It needs time to grow, it needs time to bake. You don't just pull it out of a sack and maybe heat up for few minutes, you need to prepare it in advance, something only a thinking, high IQ homo sapien can handle.
And don't get me started on its status as a religious symbol. People with weird skin colors just aren't ready for this conversation.