Im the sexy one. The homogays call me a silver fox.

Bitches love silver chest hair.

Unless you piss them off.

Then they call you a bald liver-spotted bastard.

Lesson: wait till the booze kicks in before squeezing the tooshie. It dulls the slap.

>>510390951
>Take a number
Then just walk away am I right? Topjej

>>211998830
*goes for it*