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Cue commercial break . . .
>PNN is brought to you by
(A somber setting in a bedroom as a disappointed woman looks at a frustrated man)
>Is something Happening
Hapless man knods
>have you ordered from other pill companies, only to be told two more weeks
Woman exclaims
>there's got to be another way
>well now you we are pleased to offer Nothing Happening in as little as two more Weeks
Second commercial. An old mutt man in a cowbow hat. As the translucent kekistani flag waves sofly in the background as a filter over the rolling hills of kekistan
>I was there. I was told that something Nothing was happening. And I done my duty to the flag! Now it feels like nothing happening can't come soon enough
Narrator cuts in
Evey day thousands of Anons like this face a kekistan that has forgotten them, and forgotten that sometimes the hardest Things Happening take Two More Weeks. But for the small one time gift of nothing happening, you can give anons like Anon here two more weeks.
Anon with mud on his face, digging in filth like a godless Poojeet animal.
>Thanks to anons like you contributing nothing every two weeks, i only have to wait two more weeks!
Narrator in cowboy hat
So from all of us
>thanks for Nothing
Dirty kids on phones
>thanks for nothing
The kekistani flag imposes over the whole screen as a 1-800 number to nigerian scammer looms large
>Thanks to Anons like you, we can all enjoy nothing happening in two more weeks