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>my theme music hits (Hell's Bell's by ACDC), interrupting two boomer coomers giving a dead promo in the middle of the ring
>MEGA pop as i walk down the entrance ramp with attitude
>walking straight to the timekeepers area
GIMME A FUCKIN MIC
>the puny pathetic janny timekeeper hands me over a mic as i tap it twice to make sure my subjects can hear me
NOW WHAT THESE TWO WASHED UP OLD BASTARDS IN THIS RING DON'T KNOW, IS THAT LOOKING THROUGH THE SEARS MAGAZINES STOCKINGS SECTIONS GAVE ME A LIFELONG LEGS FETISH
>big yes chants from the crowd
AND ALL YOU LOSERS RIGHT HERE IN WILKES BARRE SCRANTON WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD PAIR OF LEGS IF THEY WALKED PAST YOU
>ooooooooh's from the crowd as the first Anon tries to interrupt me to defend their honour
I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH, I'M STILL TALKING, SO IF YOU DON'T WANT THIS GARBAGE DUMP OF A CITY TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP YOUR GUTS, YOU'LL LET ME FINISH
>THIS IS AWESOME! rings throughout the crowd and the arena
AND BOTH OF YOU LIMPDICK LOSERS SHOULD KNOW
>Jerry Lawler let's out a "Losers J.R!? AAAH"
I STILL CRANK MY HOG TO STACY KEILBER BECAUSE SHE'S THE HOTTEST DIVA OF ALL TIME, AND I'M GOING TO GO IN THE BACK, DRIVE RIGHT ON OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE, AND GO GIVE STACY A RIDE ON SPACE MOUNTAIN! AND ALL OF YOU LOSERS CAN JUST CRY ABOUT IT
>HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! YOU DESERVE IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!
>mega pop from the anons in the crowd as toss the mic down and storm back up the ramp