Here are some suggestive Mahjong puns, playing on the game's terminology and sounds:
General Puns:

"I'm feeling a little...pung-ent today."
"Let's get this game started, I'm ready to chow down on some wins."
"Is it just me, or is this hand getting a little... kong-gested?"
"I'm on a real winning streak, it's un-bear-able!" (referencing the Bear suit)
"Don't chow me down, I'm still working on my hand."
"I'm ready to hu-ge the win!"
"I'm feeling a little pung-ent, are you ready to pong?"
"This game is so chow-some!"

Puns referencing specific tiles or actions:

"I've got a red dragon in my hand, ready to burn the competition!"
"Don't get any ideas about my hand; it's a secret!" (referencing the secret hand)
"I'm feeling lucky, I'm going to chow down on some points!"
"I'm ready to Kong-quer this game!"

Subtle Puns:

"Don't get too pung-ed if I win."
"I'm just trying to chow-down on some fun."
"Let's not get too kong-fused about the rules."
"My hand is starting to feel a little pun-ishable."
"I'm ready to deal with the consequences of my actions."

These puns aim to be playful and suggestive without being overly explicit. They use the sounds and meanings of Mahjong terms to create humorous and suggestive phrases.