Thread 531833493

>>531749336

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SEX with OLD MEN

It's Saturday night! Let's all drink together and enjoy some tanoshii!

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1/4 defualt rules waiting for you anon
brb getting more Korean black raspberry wine.

A lot of players use bots to try and confirmed their preconceived notions about how well they did in a particular match, they don't even bother looking at wwyds. What does an S+ MAKA grade mean? What does a 90 Mortal score mean? Did you really do well if you made multiple blunders but still had a higher bot score than your opponents?

>>531833780
2/4!

>>531833982
>Did you really do well if you made multiple blunders but still had a higher bot score than your opponents?
On average? Yes.
If your opponents do better than you with a lesser score, it's attributed to luck over skill, it's not rocket science.

>>531834279
No.
How well you did over the long run is not determined by your mortal score, but by your rank points.
You can play better than someone over the long term with a lower score.

>>531814896
What can you do, tell them to kill themselves for the umpteenth time for >name-ing?
That's what they want apparently

and exactly that apathy has made a culture where newfags think it's okay

>>531834382
Your rank is also affected by luck.
On the long run playing like a robot is the optimal approach, all types of deviation from the standardized approach with a positive net are attributed to luck.
It's not skill to luckshit, it's just luckshitting.

PUNCH ANJU
KICK ANJU

>>531834567
Anju has done nothing to deserve your wrath.

>>531833493 (OP)
4th place avoidance tourney is on!
Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l3s_Nz5R2Yai5dzm5h-nnKYz54s5ljGvCuFC-2pFvGI
Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YE9sEh0BrdQXtnBvP8Bcya8o2R8kbatIt1_pgB8nbQc

Unlimited games! Cumulative score!
Punishing 4th place uma!
No singups required!
Just like ranked!

I'm not TO but it's their first tourney (I think) so I thought to help get the word out

>>531834494
>On the long run playing like a robot is the optimal approach,
It absolutely is not. Mortal is not optimal.
And even if it were, you don't understand why the robot makes its decisions. You just invent excuses that aren't accurate, and the best you can possibly become by "learning" that way is to be an inferior copy of it.
Luck is evened out over time, eventually. And more importantly, there are no rules to the game that supersede who won the game. Points are absolute. The rest is cope.

There is no standardized approach, believe it or not. There are people with high call rates and low call rates and they are all playing in houou table. There are other bots who play completely different from Mortal and are arguably better. Some people even argue Mortal isn't the best version of Mortal.

>>531834432
This is true but then again what can you do other than telling them to kill themselves? Up to a certain point it's better to just ignore them in hopes they will get bored of it.

Bunnies > nyaggers

>>531835031
Good post.

>>531835031
And yet he doesn't post one. Curious!

>>531834726
You're gonna want more than 2 hanchans for finals or else very clearly define what the tiebreaker is.

>>531834891
Believe whatever the fuck you want, just don't complain when you loop and can't improve.

>>531835383
Post stats or shut the fuck up

>>531835383
I'm higher rank than >99% of the general.
But that's not the point. The point is that winning is the only thing that matters at the end of the day*, and arguing otherwise is scrub mentality. If you have objectives other than winning, then you should correct that.
*external things like cheating tools not included

One thing that bots can never do is adjust to the opponent. That is a tool that you can use.

I can't handle it anymore, I'm gonna become a FOC

>>531835691
>I'm le best... of loopers (also I won't show any evidence because I'm scared of being rank mogged btw)
Impressive.
> winning is the only thing that matters at the end of the day
And you really decided that about mahjong. The game in which you can do everything perfectly and still lose.
Bravo.

>>531835691
>If you have objectives other than winning, then you should correct that.
I play for fun. Wake me up when there will be real incentive to play for winning.

Hopefully nobody here finds ancient hags attractive

>>531836008
But winning is the only fun part. That, and cucking others from winning.

>>531835691
I think scrub mentality is the one that only cares about winning

>>531836309
>winning is the only fun part
So that's why you are here among FOCs who don't care if they lose? So you can be a big fish in a small pond instead of challenging yourself in Kirin Cup or something else?
What a scrub lmao

>>531836008
We're talking about trying to improve. If you don't care, then that's your business.
>>531835982
The only measure of whether you did well is whether you win over the long term.
How do you expect to prove that your, or the bot's, or anyone's decisions were perfect? Is there even such a thing as a perfect decision against 4 people? There's no basis for any sort of claim like that. The only objective data you have is your points.

>>531836482
TRUKE

>>531833780
GG thanks for playing
brb getting more alcohol

>>531836512
The fact that you can't even figure out the answers to your own questions tells me everything I need to know.

>>531836482
I assure you, there are plenty FOCs who care about winning, and tryhard in friendlies. Because they are too scared to step into the big boy ranked room, so they try to play the "for fun" card.

>>531836630
There is no answer. It's not a solved game.

>if you were good at mahjong you'd just read the future and play accordingly
Hindsight celestials evolving to foresight celestials, I see.

>>531836512
Still waiting for you to post stats and prove your "data" btw

>>531836804
Prove what exactly?
You're the one trying to argue the bot is correct. I'd be interested to see you try to give a proof that it does the right thing.

>>531836876
>The only objective data you have is your points.
That's you who said this, not me. So come on and show your data and prove your point.
I'm not the one arguing about bots you need to ask the other anon about that.

The only tryhards we had in friendlies were the botters thoughbeit.

>>531836773
kek, i'm glad instant hide the reply chain

>>531836993
I'm all of these people:
>list of every saint 2+

>JFK was assassinated by the Chinese mafia because he cheated in mahjong
Now you are just making shit up

>>531837025
Did I mention I have two saint accounts?

RON

>JFK assassination
>the moon is a 1p
lmao holy schizo
never change /mjg/

>>531836652
Show me those FOCs because I have yet to see one that didn't go for an easy kan when they had the chance

>>531837349
Do we STILL allow them to have opinions?

bots more or less right except tenpai push where you should worried the more musuji pass

>>531837501
If the bots were right their win percentage would be 90+%

>>531837349
>>531837478
I dont know what am I.

>>531833780
gege
miko redeemed

>>531833780
GG thanks for playing everyone!
Congratulations on the yakuman.
If this post ends in a 0 I will spam porn until the mods ban me.

>>531833780
ggs

>>531833780
GGs, thanks for playing.
Grats on the yakuman!

Orpheus' animation looks so good mahjong

>summer camp happens
>next league half of the players will be Saki tier monsters

>>531837990
For me it's Nukitashi

my luck has been horrendous, is it time to change characters?

>>531838243
I've found that you're luck changes for the worse if you suddenly change characters
Stick with the one you feel luckiest with and just ride it out

>>531836561
*trvke

>>531838059
One of the better VNs out there to get an anime but it will fly under everyone's radar
OP is hilarious though
https://x.com/theaugusthail/status/1946295983651848525

>>531838130
>brothel
You don't need that when you have a tapillitu.

>>531838512
Has TO already designated the camp toilet?

6 days until the greatest drama in /mjg/'s history arrives and destroys this thread permanently.

>>531838130
I'm only doing it so I can say I don't like it

>>531838130
That's why I'm not attending.

>>531838130
I'm a broke burger so I can't do lewd things with /mjg/ campers
RiichiShitty emote to further encourage not feeling bad for me

Oh no, gyaru failed her exam, what will she do now?

>>531839448
Prostitution I guess

Flash us your panties, Eliisa!

>>531839584
But she failed her prostitution exam anon...

>>531839448
https://mjgbooru.com/post/375

>>531838454
too late, I switched and I got a 1st place

>>531837257
DOUBLE RON, actually, haneman!

>>531839025
What's the harm in a little guillotine play

I can't believe I cheated on my mahjwaifu I'm going to hell

Hi, Anon!

>>531841738
wtf

>>531841940
Sub bitch

>>531841985
It's reverse Shimoneta but just as good

???

>>531839654
>step 1: ask for money
>step 2: smooch peepee
How did she screw this up, exactly?

>>531842953
>Screenshot_2025-07-19-13-02-37
You are Russian and made the thread yourself

>>531843076
forgot step 1

>>531843178
If I was in need of a roommate, I'd gladly let her forget step 1 too.

>>531843146
Russians are cunnychads

>>531842953
>>531843146
Adding to this the Hat image is matching the same one used by the "Hat" poster yesterday who then said his name is Jane4
If anyone needed anymore proof about the Janeposter's identity now you have it

>janefag is russian
Why am I not suprised?

あなたのことをおしえて
好きな音楽とか、嫌いな人とか
あなたの未来を見せて
守りたいもの、抗いたいこと

I have level 45 kitasan black, please accept me in the emjaygee club

>>531843401
Of course it matches, it's the same image everyone else uses you dumb detective....

>>531843660
I'm not the janefag, I'm not the original poster and I'm not russian

What killed /mjg/ harder? Uma Musume or Shadowverse?

It's just a matter of time.

>>531843908
You can only join if you have a parent with 9 stamina spark

Why do the IRC posters need so many different alts?

rulefags

>>531835031
>Bunnies > nyagge-ACK

>>531833493 (OP)
That tucked skirt looks like self-censorship from Yostar.
Should've been flashing pantsu, thongs even. Or nothing underneath at all. Requesting an edit!

I have no alts, I rawdog this general

I got to Saint 1, I'm done with this game.
Time to play first person shooters, anime fighting games and have sex for the first time.

>schoolgirl ichihime
stop fetishizing the cat

I wish I had self-confidence so I didn't need a rank in an online gambling game to make me feel worthy of respect.

>>531843943
The MD5 varies depending on the batch, see >>531843908 which is different
It's utterly curious that you try to defend this poster who is not you

>>531845241
Need a condom belt strapped to her thigh

>>531845297
>It's utterly curious that you try to defend this poster who is not you
I'm NTA, but I always defend other anons just because I feel like.
If anything it's curious you lack the empathy to defend others.

>>531845297
First off batches are few and far between so there's lot of overlap. Secondly if you use the database there are no batches, MD5 remains the same forever

>It's utterly curious that you try to defend this poster who is not you
You sound sound white

>>531845503
>You sound sound white
First of all, lmao.
Secondly, white men are on average the most likely to sacrifice themselves for others, so your argument makes no sense.

>>531845585
Slavshits don't understand this

I would not have sex with Ichihime at the dairy aisle

I promise to only make the best posts today

I promise to make the best posts today

*makes the best post today*

>>531846420
>>531846715
Was this pose in the manga?

Remember when Ayako was still straight and lusting after men?

>>531834726
Alright its time for tourney! Queue up!

Lobby: 731177

>>531847567
Who turned who?

>>531847967
your UTC time reps?

I have done irreparable harm to this general.

>>531848073
its x:00 queue

>>531848180
We know, RCshill.

>>531847574
>>531846715
They didn't have to make her extra smug.

>>531848180
Every shitposter says this then gets proven wrong by leaving no lasting impact

>>531848336
Sir? Your Kman?

>>531834726
is dama nashi or will i get bullied

>>531848393
Let's get back to this conversation in December and see if people will still talk about him

/mjg/ legitimately plays better in friendlies than in tournies, because every time anons are given the power to dama, they fuck it up completely

Majsoul Friends Room 40994(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40994

Half blitz friendly, dami ari.

Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnFQU29LHeM

>>531848575
Not my fault there is no Dama Book 1

>>531844513
>Requesting an edit!
You have 4han for that

>>531848669
There is it's called Riichi book 1
It's in the boring part near the back of the book that everyone skips

>>531848517
That's a bet. Your wager?

>>531848760
My koko rights
Yours?

>>531848660
>art gives character bigger tits for no reason

>>531848904
My doko rights

of course Kiarafag will still be talked about here in december, because he will still be here talking about himself

/jong/ers dama in friendlies and don't specify what their rule modifications to the defaults are
I will never play with these guys ever again

>>531848660
2/4, come join for some morning mahjong

why is ktranny talking about xerself in third person now?
didnt he have his fill of attention whoring when he reached a high rank in mjs rank by being a literal cheating nigger?

>>531848660
>OFFICIAL art gives character bigger tits for no reason
is yostar retarded?

When I dama in friendliness I lie about waiting one turn to riichi to improve flow

I DamaFriendlies.

Time for repoanon to sell his organs on the black market

its simple
kill all newshits
kill all namedropping newshits
kill all amaeledditor newshits

>>531848660
starting, thanks for joining!

>>531849587
Newshits wouldn't know what the names are.
Newshits wouldn't know that amaekodomo is a meme.

>>531849587
Consider the following: the nameposters are grumpy oldfags who are only here because of sunk cost fallacy and want to ruin the general to show they still have relevancy

there it is
the rulefag

>>531843401
>>531843146
>that timezone
So it's botman trying to get his "revenge" on /mjg/?

Should I try finishing Dishonored 2? I've started it twice, got a few hours in, then new bothered coming back.

>>531849837
I did consider that and swiftly dismissed it on the grounds of being retarded
Only a newfag with no stakes in this general would be comfortable bring the overall discourse of this general down; it's not hard to be a shitpsoter

i can't even finish movie nowadays

>>531849038
>hallucinating damas

>>531850068
We have several oldfag shitposters and many of them are not playing anymore just hang out in the IRC and maybe join a tourney to play three games

i can't even finish sentenc

Adeptchads~

>>531849837
nametrooning sister...if you wanted to be hecking famous jane detetive just win a tournament with maining her or dump money on commissions of her art like that one faggot does
being an insufferable nigger subhuman doing all that work to name random people wont make you beloved lol
please double down after reading this,I like watching people telling you to end your worthless life everytime you namedrop after a wwyd

Beloved?

>one fag posting about birdhag and nobody else
So it's either him or some obsessed faggot
I bet on the former

>>531849912
there it is
the worthless newshit tranny from whatever shithole board trying so hard to make a home for itself here by crying out rules, wannabejanny etc everytime someone reminds it that it cant shit up this place like it used to do back where its from

>average /mjg/ regular
https://youtu.be/SLIZpWrK8xo?si=64LF7KOOxBzTRSUe

wait, so the nameposting janefag is
>gay
>russian
>using cheating tools
>a massive faggot
I've solved the mystery, he's the birdfag.

Mahjong?

>>531850937
I wouldn't harass women if I was gay

If he's still here then that means he's monitoring summer camp. I'm starting to think it's not safe to go anymore.

>>531851023
Sorry, it's important thread drama time

>>531851074
Too late. I know none of you are cancelling your plane tickets.

Why are white people responsible for all the evil in /mjg/?

>>531851074
>thought it was safe to go to the woods with in eastern europe with anonymous strangers from 4chan
Anon... your organs...

>>531851421
Because slavshits or considered white

Today I resume my genocide of fungus gnats.

>>531849837
The nameposter is the russian nigger that is still assmad he got kicked out from league.

>colluding faggot in league 3 was a russian
>future mathematician was a russian
>AI cheater was ukrainian so budget russian
I notice a pattern here

>>531850558
ofc its him, hes a mentally ill subhuman and this general was unfortunate to catch this revolting fucking disease of a nigger for some god forsaken reason, apparently didnt get his fill of attentionwhoring rotting in all the fgo discord servers doing the discord tranny shit
Last year the way he shit up this general in the early months before league when he was a newfag was a sign just what a sheer subhuman nigger he is.
Then post league little ktroon found out he can also attention whore in this general via making his ingame name popular and being the subhuman that he is he did it by cheating.
Come this year, all ktroons dreams are shattered and hes back to square one in the span of one year, a worthless newshit with a severe urge to attentionwhore but cant anymore because hes excommunicated and lil ktroon jumped at the opportunity of commentating, voice chat ect because ofc he would and now he cannot get back in with a different name because you can change your name but not your voice unless you troon out lmao.
That brings us to the present little ktroon, if you reallly reallly hecking love this general you only have about one option sister
its time for kman to become k""""woman''''''

>>531848660
gg
ichihime-10.png

>>531848660
ggs thanks for the game. God bless you MLB Kitasan trainer.

>>531836512
lmao

>>531852086
This post didn't come from a healthy state of mind. I'm praying for you.

>still talking about the botter out of nowhere
Obsessed

>>531852086
cook the fraud

>>531852086
If he transitions will he start sexually harassing himself?

My IRC is way more active now that everyone talks about the horse game

sad to see /mjg/ fall victim to KDS

>>531852613
>anon #1 claims that his shitposting has changed /mjg/ permanently
>anon #2 disagrees, saying that this is hubris from all shitposters who have achieved nothing
>anon #3 brings up the botter as an example of a shitposter who brought lasting change
>other anons begin discussing the botter more deeply
It makes perfect sense to me.

>>531853007
Here is the English version

>>531853071
Those anons? You already know.

>>531853139
All. Me.

>>531838508
Every Nukitashi OC I've made has been for this exact moment.

Le Shiroko wolf...

We need more moderators to curb the flow of low quality posts onto /mjg/.
Better yet, in absence of any active janitors, a voting option should be attached to all posts, allowing the site to automatically hide bad ones.
This was already implemented on repochan and received positive reception.

>>531850756
>si=

>>531853420
You don't know who I am but your Damanashi team intro was my favorite in league
Let's hope the anime will be a success

you might like mjs discord rulecuck

>initiate kman discussion
>get accused of being kman
>express disapproval of kman discussion
>get called a rulefag

Horseposting was more fun

>>531850141
literally just played with them a few minutes ago, I even complained about it in their thread

>>531850756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuAaHQrl8U

>>531853707
Rich coming from a guy who got exposed on discord
Don't you have some women to harrass?

>>531853485
>a voting option should be attached to all posts, allowing the site to automatically hide bad ones.

>>531853902
Have you tried talking about mahjong instead?

>>531854187
Whenever I start a topic two autists make a heated conversation out of it

>>531854187
I think that if the bot tells you to deal in and you don't you were right.

I think we should pivot towards Shadoba discussion, for the thread's sanity.
Which card would you fug?

>>531854050
They already started their training arc for next league, it's a cutthroat community now. Survival of the fittest.

>>531854484
Nobody cares about Shadoba outside of the IRC
Thread is Umamusume central

I think we should pivot towards mahjong discussion, for the thread's sanity.
Which tile would you fug?

>>531854050
You complained about two people dama'ing. The first was a tsumo. Where was the second (that had to have happened before E4)?

>>531855001
How about you get in the queue instead?

>>531854001
>

the IRC is the SOUL of this general

>>531854462
I agree. Bots are bots, after all, not only they get outplayed by people, their training data being gathered from same people makes it flawed.

>>531855669
You didn't had to do this gif

>>531833493 (OP)
Eh eh boobs

>>531855669
I thought she was sucking him off from the thumbnail.

>>531855669
what happened to horsey?

>>531856127
She's in a better place now, Cynthia... She's at the farm with your pet dog, Fido now...

>>531856127
It's just a magic trick, Cynthia-chan. She disappeared under the blankie and went to horsie heaven.

>>531854685
>IRC
Why didn't these fucking retards announce they're playing the game? I joined another guild
They're always like that

death to forced cynthia koito poster

>>531856127
https://youtu.be/eu347dBMoF4
90 seconds into the video

>>531854529
My hero

Can anyone remember the last time mahjong was discussed on the IRC? No? Never?

>>531834726
any queuers?

>>531856878
I want to queue but I keep telling myself I'm gonna get up and mow my lawn any second now.

Thinking about leaving /mjg/ for a healthier, active, non-toxic community. Any suggestions?

>>531857089
/xivg/

>>531834726
does mjs not allow for non zero sum uma?
actual s3 rates would be a nice balance for unlimited games

>>531856878
i already got 4th so i'm grinching

>>531856878
I'm in

>>531857089
/dbs/

>731177
I just queued. Hurry up and join me.

>>531855086
>that had to have happened before E4
Since you were either in that match or a stalker who just happens to know my shitty >name, I'll confess it now that I'm sober and not as drunk as I was prior to this moment. The second claim was a mistake, I was drunk off my ass and apparently didn't notice that someone's hand was open during the South round when I checked the logs.
Fuck you anyway for making me go and check the logs in the first place though

>>531857089
osamuko discord

>>531858034
>during the South round
It was East 3 when you made the comment. And the only hand that had been won by someone other than you and the tsumo dama'er was me and it was literally riichi nomi.

>>531854529
Wow, that's it. Thank you very much!
Probably I should have asked on 4han as >>531848726 said, but doing it here was the first thought for urgent needs if you catch my drift.

>2 whole weeks of unlimited grinding
>only top 4 progresses
Why would you do this?
I wouldn't even get dust for this.

It's 32 C inside and I haven't showered in 4 days

>avoid 4th
>top 4 proceed
sanma finals

>>531858634
Proof?

Tourney idea: points are based off of mortal score

>>531857319
you are allowed to select uma for 2nd, 3rd, and 4th
then uma for 1st is forced to be whatever gets uma to be zero sum
also -100 is the deepest you can set a 4th place penalty to be

>>531858737
You will smell it in summer camp

>>531858992
that'd be 10 days of no showering then

>>531858421
>It was East 3 when you made the comment.
Since apparently you were keeping track, sorry I guess??? Maybe? I felt fairly sure at that point in time it was South.
But I was extremely inebriated well before that point. If you are correct, then I guess sorry to ********* (with extra asterisks added to protect your >name) for accusing you of a dama when I didn't acknowledge a chii or pon you got off of me at some point. But you post and play Y*zu so you would probably happily dama somewhere anyway

>>531857319
I will qualify for that tournament by not playing any games.

I will NOT take a shower in summercamp
I will NOT use deodorant
I will NOT care for your discomfort

Tohai Girl volume two is coming out in on one month

Why does MJS have 3 loading screens on every startup?

>>531861307
'Tis a small price to pay for not being RiichiCity

Who is going to be the first one caught gooning at summer camp

>>531861768
Gooning at meetups is strictly reserved for people who understand my desire for colossal tits that would make Ritz blush.

>>531861768
not me

>>531861768
i won't be caught because i'll be doing it in the open

>>531858103
>active
Unironically the MJS discord is better

>>531854529
Edited by the hand of God.

>>531862089
*AI

>>531845241
She's just begging for it here

>>531857089
pretty much any trans-friendly subreddit

Your gg? Anon?

>>531862002
How are cunnychads this strong?

>>531862337
They only show their true power in places where they are less likely to be legally and socially prosecuted. But their powers are by no means to be underestimated.

>>531862337
There are two ethnicities on this planet with no shame
Jews and slavs

>>531862475
This anon is brown.

le... shiroko-7.png !

>>531862961
Le...literallywho?

>>531863041
rc shill trying to fit in
bro thinks he's part of the team

>>531862892
le...konpakughost!

>>531863058
le...shirokosigh!

>>531863058
le... shirokohuman

>>531854529
fuuuuuuuuuu why arent gyarus real anymore

>>531864006
le...shirokappa!

For every image post you make, you better post one without an image. Respect the post to image ratio.

>>531864646
Where's your image-less-post?

I thought of a tile
Guess whicn one and you will get a reward

>>531864824
magician

>>531864824
chun

>>531858430
Why does 4han still exist?

>>531850068
See this retard?
>>531864949 It's oldtroons shitposting, newfags don't know about slate sorcerer

>>531864805
Where's your image post?

>>531864824
3 sou

>>531864824
Is it that tile?

tilemolester

>>531865449
That's one of my favorites

>>531864824
sex pin

Any queuers?

>mortalbot honeypot tourney
genius

>>531865885
No, I'm tired

>>531865464
You mean this guy?

>>531865885
queued

holy kek, pretty sure this is not supposed to look like this
can any JP server players confirm?

>>531866313
I'm pretty sure I came across him a few times on /a/...

>>531864949
Your reward is a quick ippatsumo haneman in the next two days
>>531865019
You will get shousangen in a sanma game
>>531865448
Mentanpin dora 3
>>531865449
Your reward will be enjoyable chores in your room
>>531865691
Sanankou but no ura 3
Nobody guessed it right so far

>online: 5
>no game

>>531866419
It's not new anymore

>online: 5
>no game

>o: 5
>ng

>>531867159
>>531867315
wtf how did you make the exact same post as me? or did I subconsciously read your post and forget about it?

>online: 5
>no game

Y'all are idiots
Five people can't play mahjong together so of course they don't want anyone to be left out

>online: 6
>no game

>>531865449
Tilefuckerbros..

Q'ing right now

Can't que dailies reset soon

>online: 7
>no game

>>531868562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf88InMXz4w

steve cringe confirmed?

>>531869794
At this point I have to ask, do you really have no better things to do than post the same 5 posts every day?

>online: 9
>two games!?

>>531870072
you still haven't answered my question, Anonymous

>>531870540
Rhetorical questions need no answers

HO-

>>531871165
Oh do they?

Where's the fooking snama tourney?

Where's the fooking telly?

>>531852086
I don't know anon... I think I don't like you either, and I'd rather you left the general as well.

>>531865418
jane is a newfag though

I'm on my 5th cup of tea today Mahjong I need alcohol

>>531872193
Jane is the slavshit that was banned from league

>>531854118
>harrassing women on the internet is... le bad
>but harrassing men on the internet is... le good actually

Tea is good for (you) nanodesu

>>531872193
Jane is florgonpu

I don't want to telly I want to PLAY! Queue up!

>>531872850
There's 2 weeks left, what's the rush?

>>531871715
After summer camp.
I'm not joking.

>>531872672
florgonpun my dick lmao

>>531873007
Would be a shame if you had a little accident while away, anon.

>>531874156
Lucky for /mjg/, I'm not going.

>sneedma tourney
sugma

>>531875008
Why does /mjg/ act like sanma is somehow worse than limitless asura?

On a related note please wait warmly the coinflipping tourney I will be unveiling in early September

>>531875380
>coinflipping
what's the gimmick

>>531875464
Best of 1, loser stays on

>>531875380
please be real

>1 online
Cmon bros, the least match wasnt that bad. Right?

>>531875153
I like sanmaballs, I just dislike tourneys.

>>531875380
I just flipped a coin and it seems I won't be singing up.

>>531875380
But tourneys are literally the soul of /mjg/.

>>531873007
Sure would be a shame if someone made a very gimmicky tourney before you could announce yours

>>531875973
Please don't make me have to announce the sanma tourney this very instant.

>>531850937
>gay
>russian
>a massive faggot
You didn't have to specifiy the same thing three times.

>>531876207
You can't announce a tourney while one is still happening, you have to snipe the announcement once this one ends

theres only one tourney...that the newfriends need right now...
Its time...
Time for.... WAR

My balls are itchy

Sanma memesura!

>>531876601
why did we have to know?

I think Amae Koromo is cringe!

>gehennoids ruined Blue Archive
>gehennoids ruined Mahjong Soul
Worst school

>>531876207
Do it.

>>531876329
This rule was broken by regular TO, specifically to fight against gimmick tourneys which is why he died

>>531876773
They are mahjong balls, so on topic

>>531876601
scratch them

>>531878374
It doesn't help, I think that my only option left is cutting them off

>>531878618
Ever heard of proper hygiene

>>531878939
No thanks I'm heterosexual

>2/4
queue queue queue queue queue

>>531879052
and just like that you're disinvited to summer camp

/mjg/ - Mahjong General

>>531878098
got it, queueing for the memesura tourney

Fuji has zero sex appeal. Literally.

pom

>>531879821
This but the children characters

Infinite Stratos collab when?
I want to see the writer seethe some more because nobody likes Houki.

>>531877207
This will be on the quiz

>>531880817
8m or 1m, might lean towards 1m for distant ittsu

>>531880817
1m

>>531880817
7s

>>531880817
0p for shits and giggles
Dropping it later will be problematic

>>531880817
1m

>>531881038
>>531881123
>>531881208
>>531881285
>>531881424

>>531880817
>perfect suji trap
>doesn't riichi
doesn't surprise me that he's 4th by a large margin

>>531881796
anon...

>>531881796
It's already 12000 don't need to riichi

>>531881568
Based chanta

>>531881858
I noticed but it was too late...

>>531881796
adeptchad

>>531880334
Why would anyone care about Infinite Stratos when SG came out that year?

>>531881568
it can't be helped

They should allow you to go negative with the riichi stick. If everyone else is in tenpai at the end of the round you just die.

>>531882416
Die in real life, right?

Autokoko doko?

>>531882416
>>531882523
Even in death, I still riichi.

>>531882682
It's late

>>531881568
Unlucky

I hate /bag/ but love Aru blue archive

>>531833493 (OP)
Uhhh, what does an anime school girl's fat ass have to do with mahjong?

【0930戦目】Katsu.S MJ ARCADE R2500の軌跡【麻雀】
cynthia-7.png

>>531885006
Schoolgirls love old men
Old men love mahjong

>>531885006
That's a preview of one of the new skins, anon. Why are you acting like there's something weird going on?

Fuji is only good for ryona

PUNCH FUJI

Fuji's womb punching with my penis!

I wish I were eastern european so I could go to summer camp

>>531885643
>I wish I were eastern european
No, no you don't.

>>531885724
Faster!

>>531885643
have you heard of flying

>>531885793
Why not

So cute...

>>531885985
No wonder Joseph made so much money

>>531885006
>He thinks only bots play Mahjong

>>531885985
How stable is modeling as a job anyways? I've never seen a hit model and I don't think I've ever seen a model twice on advertisements.

How often do you see upset miracle plays happen?

>>531886387
No idea, I don't follow adult models

>>531886857
Every single time a miracle upset would be needed to screw me over.

>>531887062
And how often do they happen to you?

>>531886857
I've tsumo'd out of 4th place in south 4 often enough that I accepted it as my saki power

>>531887220
13.37% of games.

>>531885985
Gross old men are so lucky...

>>531886857
gyakutens happen all of the time

heeyyyy

>>531889000
Tomorrow

Cuties rooms...

>>531888851
I was thinking more like being 30k points behind everyone else and getting a yakuman.
I should have specified, but regular gyakutens are cool too.

>>531886857
Not that often but that makes it all the better, like jonger captain game this league.

>>531886857
I get very upset when the table ATM ends up luckshitting on their last oya and then wins the game.

Watching The Beginning After the End sloppa, not sure what the hype is all about

>>531889491
Is a bad Mushoku Tensei copy but made by an American so westerners pretend that is good

>>531886387
Supermodels are a thing but they're more of a relic of the 1990s/2000s. The only real "supermodels" today are like the two Hadid sisters, the ones that were popular 20 years ago are still somewhat relevant as well provided they try to outpace their aging with surgery.
Anyways it's more of a female thing considering most men aren't into "fashion."

>>531889491
is there any hype surrounding that garbage?

>>531889696
>bad copy of already bad series
Must be really atrocious.

>>531889387
The anon that got the yakuman was never overtaken and the game felt really cheap because it was just two luckshitters luckshitting.

heeyyy heeyyyy heeyyyy

>

I want to fuck Tokai Teio

>>531889809
>Hadid sisters
I've never heard of them, but I guess I do know the Bogdanoff brothers so that's one set of models I knew...

>>531890075
one of the earlier fight scenes has like 5 frames of animation

in 12 seconds

>>531890480
WE STILL FIGHT

>>531890708
But that's a horse

>>531891794
Then Ichihime is a cat

Stupid bratty akochan won't compile

>>531890708
For me it's McQueen and Almond Eye

>>531891879
yes?

Agnes Tachyon wins the fertility race with 2700+ children

>>531892189
>windows users

>>531850937
It took a month of this trash for a hana poster to notice what everyone saw 15 mins in. Let that sink in.

>>531893015
Except we have concrete evidence now to prove it

>>531893015
More like
>Let me in that sink

>>531893015
more like let in that sink

>>531893015
I prefer not to

>>531893140
>concrete evidence

queue up for tournament already

>>531894062
/mjg/ thinks schizophrenic ramblings are irrefutable proof, don't mind them

>>531894062
>still try to deny it
Just accept that your cover is blown because you fucked up

>>531893015
Intuition is good, but it's not enough to prove anyone is guilty.
If you can't collect any evidence of your claims, it's only right they are dismissed.
This is how justice operates. Thinking it should work otherwise is a failing of your intellectual integrity.

Hey Jane since you're still coping would you mind naming the people who were in >>528812805 for no reason in particular

horse game took over him

>they don't know kman is in the horses guild and befriending key anons, enacting his revenge as we post (his revenge is trying to end up in good terms with anons and show you he can be nice).
Just posting this to show kman I know how his brain works, and that as a human being he has already been solved.
Just give up.

shut the fuck up already, it's almost as bad as the tripfag now

Still 10 minutes until tourney queue...

Not interested. Go to /jong/ if you want to discuss ecelebs.

Everyone deserves a second chance.
#IStandWithKman

Thoroughly mindbroken
I live in your head rent free, wiping the dogshit on my shoes all over your carpets

>>531886857
Every time my faith is strong enough.

>>531895445
Kman moved onto shadoba

>>531895781
We don't care about /mjg/ drama fuck off

uhhhh is kman in the shadoba guild

>/mjg/ has to deal with all the eceleb drama
/doko/ thanks you for your sacrifice

>>531896037
No one cares what you losers want, you couldn't even win l-league after luckshitting.

>>531895819
He did have a second chance and still blew it. I believe in third chances though

>>531896617
is it really eceleb drama when pass users can see it's him posting about himself and replying to himself?

Tourney queue in 2min, get drunk, get busy!

>>531896785
>being a pass user in 2018+7
ishygddt

Couldn't you simply queue regular ranked instead of the ranked tourney?

>>531896785
You're telling me that you can see something that funny and you didn't screencap it to show everyone?

>>531897123
You lose your pass if you share screenshots with the hidden perks

>>531897123
when you have your pass active shit is watermarked with your email, gookmoot really wants people to buy their own to see stuff

>>531897072
If my tourney games were ranked I would have ranked back down to Adept

Why are you niggers so predisposed to avatarfaggotry?

One a dama nigger always a dama nigger

>>531897960
>avatarfaggotry
link these "avatarfags" in your reply

>>531897960
the only time people commit avartafagging here is when they say "gg" after playing a friendly

>>531897301
>4chan died as soon as this thread was created
Imagine giving your money to gookmoot
4han pass user btw

bg

They may not use avatars, but there's plenty of fags.

>>531897960
>avatarfaggotry
you keep using that word
i don't think you know what it means

This is my avatar, all the posts using it are mine

Nuh uh I called this avatar first

All me btw

Umamusume Friends Room 16812033

Post your best mahjong puns

>>531899204
What's an adept's favorite band?
The Fu Fighters

>>531898383
Well, there's also the Illya fag.

>>531899204
What did toimen deal into after chi?
A haneman.

>>531899204
ally on a roll, I've got a Kong-ratulations hand!" or "Don't be a 'pung' face, play with me!"
Here are some more Mahjong puns and wordplay ideas:
"I'm feeling chipper after that pung!": (referencing a set of three identical tiles, a "pung")
"Don't get your tiles in a twist!": (a play on "don't get your panties in a bunch")
"This game is a real wind-fall!": (referencing the wind tiles and a lucky outcome)
"Let's get this party started, it's time to 'mahj'!": (shortening the word Mahjong)
"I'm on a mahj-ority of winning hands!": (playing on the word "majority")
"That was a 'pung'tual win!": (referencing a pung and being on time)
"I'm having a 'kong'-stant good time playing Mahjong!": (referencing a "kong" which is four of a kind, and the word "constant")
"Don't be a 'chow' downer, let's play!": (referencing a "chow" which is a sequence of three or more tiles in the same suit)
"This game is a real 'bamboo'-zle!": (referencing the bamboo suit and the word "bamboozle")
"Let's go for a mahj-ority victory!": (referencing a majority and Mahjong)

>>531899204
What's an adept's favorite TV show?
Pon Stars

>>531899204
Jantama
KAN!

>>531899204
yagooey

>>531899628
>asking chatgpt
Stop ruining your brain by refusing to think.

>>531897248
>>531897496
I love this psyop.

>>531899204
What did the Miko do after she dealt in?
She farted!

>>531898520
No 4chan died when I made the kodomo thread on /qa/

>>531899708
I actually just searched for mahjong puns and the google ai gave me that

Here are some suggestive Mahjong puns, playing on the game's terminology and sounds:
General Puns:

"I'm feeling a little...pung-ent today."
"Let's get this game started, I'm ready to chow down on some wins."
"Is it just me, or is this hand getting a little... kong-gested?"
"I'm on a real winning streak, it's un-bear-able!" (referencing the Bear suit)
"Don't chow me down, I'm still working on my hand."
"I'm ready to hu-ge the win!"
"I'm feeling a little pung-ent, are you ready to pong?"
"This game is so chow-some!"

Puns referencing specific tiles or actions:

"I've got a red dragon in my hand, ready to burn the competition!"
"Don't get any ideas about my hand; it's a secret!" (referencing the secret hand)
"I'm feeling lucky, I'm going to chow down on some points!"
"I'm ready to Kong-quer this game!"

Subtle Puns:

"Don't get too pung-ed if I win."
"I'm just trying to chow-down on some fun."
"Let's not get too kong-fused about the rules."
"My hand is starting to feel a little pun-ishable."
"I'm ready to deal with the consequences of my actions."

These puns aim to be playful and suggestive without being overly explicit. They use the sounds and meanings of Mahjong terms to create humorous and suggestive phrases.

>>531900165
What a pun!

>>531899204
What did the horse do after looking at her haipai in sanma?
Kita san!

>>531900165
>"I'm feeling a little...pung-ent today."
>"I'm feeling a little pung-ent, are you ready to pong?"

>>531899628
>"Let's get this party started, it's time to 'mahj'!"
We should start using this since /jong/ stole jong

Bravo eurokeks

>>531895967
What's his nickname in shadowverse? I don't think I saw him

Queue
We're 4

>>531897469
>>531899985
>>531901221

>>531901859
>I picked the horse game instead of the game with the jelly autists
Oh nyo I'm becoming normal

I hate girls so much it's unreal.

>>531899692
bait used to be believable

>>531899164
Join the horse room so you know how well you will do in the upcoming /mjg/ tournament

I'm not like the other Yuzus

>>531902338
No one will bet playing it in 2 weeks. Mark my words.

I just don't care about corporations and corposlaves shilling their products that aren't mahjong in here.
I can't believe I'm in the minority.

>>531902945
swimsuits will release in 2 weeks thoughbeit

>>531902945
You said the same thing 2 weeks ago

>>531902978
You don't care about them? That means you're fine with shills shilling, since you don't care if they shill or not.

They didn't even have the courage to make the horse girls centaurs. Cowards.

>>531903145
You are off-topic and should be moderated for it.
And yes, I just don't care.

>>531903131
The games half-life is 2 weeks

I'm not fine with Aru and Aruposters

baggots > horses

>>531904063
horse posts have been marginally better, but not by much

>>531904063
holy sexo

Only like 10% of players keep playing gachas after the hype period.
Sadly, /mjg/ anons tick all the boxes for that 10% of retards that will keep on playing.

I don't start playing to begin with.

>>531904063
Both are good

>>531904063
but which one has more futa doujins?

How do horse fags deal with a bunch of manlets having ridden on their favorite horse?

>>531904807
Gacha players are also into NTR.

>>531904063
trvke

can anyone please post the ichihime "death by tsumo" pic

next league, we're doing a GIRLS LEGEND U singalong before the draft

can i post a stupid wwyd or will i get made fun of again

I want to make horsefuckers watch Godfather. Especially the ones who already attached to those characters.
Or more specifically, a certain scene in particular. You know the one.
Not out of any kind of malice, I just want to know how they'd react, that's all. Literally "I was curious what would happen".

>>531905127
Probably but that's not a reason not to post it

>>531905127
How are you supposed to learn if you don't post it? Don't listen to retards in here trying to keep you down.

>>531904063
SEXOOOOO

>>531905103
many thanks

>>531905207
>Godfather
at first I was "what fucking horse scene", and then I remembered
it's not that graphic, umafags don't really care about sleeping with IRL horses in bed

>>531904190
>>531905235
That's a child

i like watching pov videos of horse jockeys, would be a cool job if I was like 5 inches shorter

>>531904875
>>531905526
Out of 10!