>could choose to worship the apparent creator of the whole universe who is the one deity in all of human history that has stood the test of time and endured the most and whose main religion is somehow convincing and appealing to literally any and all humans who come across it regardless of phenotype, culture, history or anything
>also know full well that the texts related to this deity literally tell you there will be forces trying to lead you astray from worshipping it and that you can be exploited into doing retarded shit like worshipping animals or objects for the sake of hedonistic prideful reasons
>also know the texts say that the status of your soul is an emergency and that doing this very thing is an existential danger with permanent consequences and the texts even say that people in the future after it's written will still do this thing even after hearing the message and that people in these modern times will be prideful and think they know better
>"nah I'm gonna worship the sun or some shit anyway because that means I get to be a prideful badass or something, this definitely isn't like what the synagogue of Satan wants me to do xD"
Satan has the easiest job in the fucking universe lmao
when Apollyon opens the abyss for the locusts, shit's gonna be so cash to see how you fuckers react
I love my based God, pagans atheists and jews need not reply