"B-b-b-but why are you watching Youtubers bro just play the game like me bro yeah so what if I post on 4chan that's different bro!"

Now that's out of the way, the slobbering blowjob generally seems to be:
>Hasbro is cutting back on gimmedats and the Reddit Consensus is you must play Daggerheart, so here's my completely unrelated Daggerheart review!
>It's totally awesome, dood! See, D&D is *DM* driven. It's, like, oppressive or something. But Daggerheart is *PLAYER* driven. I'm now empowered.
>Like, check this out! In our first session our new party was meeting the king. We walked in and asked "What can you tell us about the dragon quest everyone's talking about?" And you know what the DM said?? He looked at me and said, "Well, you tell me. What DOES the king say?"
>WHOA. MIND BLOWN. So I decided the king [several minutes of inane babbling]."
>Goes on to give similar idiotic examples demonstrating how Daggerheart is bad improv theatre.

Yeah, that's quite a game you've got there. I think I'll go play some chess and remove my rooks for some WH40k Space Marines because that would be totally badass and they'll rocket around the board and my opponent doesn't like it I'll point out he's a totalitarian fascist.