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6/23/2025, 7:28:15 PM
>>57935109
IN THE CANON OF THE GAMES, (You) are from the STARTER TOWN. READ THE OP. THE OP IS ABOUT what would happen if (You) lived in the Pokemon universe instead of this, according to Pokemon canon.
I'm not talking about the scenario which you mentally masturbated, where everyone in the real world has to spawn in the Pokemon universe and you have population-based chance to spawn in different cities. This is a different game. And if you want to play it that way, why start inserting yourself at birth? Try self-inserting as a sperm in your Pokemon world dad's balls, competing with all the other sperms for the egg, if you actually get ejaculated in a fertile pussy.
The scenario I am talking about is the CANON SCENARIO of Pokemon escapism, in which you wake up IN YOUR ROOM IN THE STARTER TOWN, but instead of being a loved person, you are YOURSELF. You are a subhuman freak. And then imagine what would happen when you asked for a Pokemon. I argue that you'd get NONE, because of who you are. Oak doesn't know you're the "main character", he just sees you, and you don't deserve a Pokemon.
Look at picrelated (CANON START) and PROVE TO ME that you would be able to get a Pokemon if it was you in the image.
IN THE CANON OF THE GAMES, (You) are from the STARTER TOWN. READ THE OP. THE OP IS ABOUT what would happen if (You) lived in the Pokemon universe instead of this, according to Pokemon canon.
I'm not talking about the scenario which you mentally masturbated, where everyone in the real world has to spawn in the Pokemon universe and you have population-based chance to spawn in different cities. This is a different game. And if you want to play it that way, why start inserting yourself at birth? Try self-inserting as a sperm in your Pokemon world dad's balls, competing with all the other sperms for the egg, if you actually get ejaculated in a fertile pussy.
The scenario I am talking about is the CANON SCENARIO of Pokemon escapism, in which you wake up IN YOUR ROOM IN THE STARTER TOWN, but instead of being a loved person, you are YOURSELF. You are a subhuman freak. And then imagine what would happen when you asked for a Pokemon. I argue that you'd get NONE, because of who you are. Oak doesn't know you're the "main character", he just sees you, and you don't deserve a Pokemon.
Look at picrelated (CANON START) and PROVE TO ME that you would be able to get a Pokemon if it was you in the image.
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