>be me, married man
>want to go drink with my friends to grab a drink
>wife throws a fit
>"you shouldn't need friends, I'm your best friend"
>fine.jpeg
>decide to drink with her instead
>vibes start off decent
>she gets tipsy
>at some point we talk about the past
>she starts getting emotional
>says if her ex (the one who took her virginity and cheated on her) had just apologized, she would've taken him back
>"he just needed to ask..."
>mfw pic related
>sit there holding my drink, listening to my wife cry for another man "her first man" (I wasn't even the 5th man inside her body)

Alright I'm getting a divorce. What can I do to protect my assets? Transfer them to my mom?

>be me
>husband of a wife
>she complains when I go out drinking with my friends
>she says she is my friend too and we can drink together so I don't have to go out
>let'sdrink.png
>vibes okay, she's getting a little tipsy
>she starts getting emotional
>at some point she says that if her first ex had apologized and asked to get back together she would’ve taken him back because she took her virginity and always think of him
>mfw I wasn't even her 10th
>pic related
>sit there holding my drink, watching the woman I married basically say I was plan B
>just wanted to chill with my friend's not get emotionally stabbed

I think it's over... there is no coming back from this, no therapy will fix this. At this point it's a matter of time, I will transfer all my assets to my mom.