>watch insomniac reruns late at night as a kid
>want to be a nightlife sleazebag just like Dave when im in my 30s
>hit 30
>every restaurant opens at 11 and closes at 5
>last call at a local sports bar is 12:30
>only two clubs in my city
>they both close during the pandemic

Does anyone else notice how little activity goes on at night compared to even 10 years ago? Why do I have to pretend that fast food restaurants always closed at 9PM? Why do I have to pretend that last call at a local sports bar has always been 12:30? Half of the businesses around me open at 11 and close at 5. What the fuck is going on? Am I insane?