Thread 212560831 - /tv/ [Archived: 656 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:08:46 PM No.212560831
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>watch insomniac reruns late at night as a kid
>want to be a nightlife sleazebag just like Dave when im in my 30s
>hit 30
>every restaurant opens at 11 and closes at 5
>last call at a local sports bar is 12:30
>only two clubs in my city
>they both close during the pandemic
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:10:00 PM No.212560861
>>212560831 (OP)
KICK THE SANDMAN IN HIS SACK
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:13:25 PM No.212560974
>>212560861
STAY UP LATE, INSOMNIAC
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:21:57 PM No.212561253
What's that smell?!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 10:28:51 PM No.212561459
>the only establishments that are open till 2AM are occupied by blacks.
>when last call kicks everybody out, they just start stabbing people in the parking lots

being a degenerate seemed so much more cozy in the 1990s
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:24:13 PM No.212563156
>>212560831 (OP)
Why did he have such a a shitty career for a Jew from New York
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:30:51 PM No.212563346
>>212560831 (OP)
>indoor smoking
>barely any cellphones in sight.
Millennials will never understand this world.
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Corn
7/10/2025, 11:36:09 PM No.212563549
>>212560831 (OP)
I've seen him living up to his hype on Macdougal st late at night leaving Off the Wagon and wondering to himself where to get his barrings to go forward. I said "love the show" while he was still not sure of what direction to go.. yet he had a new one around that time yet still think I knew which on I meant..
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:37:04 PM No.212563575
>>212563156
bad looking
edgy
the guy he takes on the road as an opener is an open tranny fucker, think dave just prefers having fun than success
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:37:29 PM No.212563592
>>212563156
Hes generally regarded as one of the best among his peers. Im sure he cares more about their opinions than he does incels on a honeypot anime forum.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:42:50 PM No.212563757
>>212560831 (OP)
Move to a big city. Being a nightlife sleazebag is fun if you have a lot of money or do a job that lends itself to that lifestyle easily like a stand up comic. If you have a regular life tho or want to aspire to things like a family then just avoid that lifestyle all together as it can fuck up your future. t. Former nightlife scumbag.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:54:40 PM No.212564117
>>212563156
Didn't sell out and do stupid shit like commercials, sitcoms or movies. Closest he got was that tour he did with Dane Cook, Greg Giraldo and some other guy. You could tell Dane was bringing everyone down and probably made Attell double down on being a night life comic.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:01:22 AM No.212564318
>Do episode in New Orleans
>Visit pumping station responsible for removing water after flooding
>Make joke about not being needed
>Katrina floods the city
>Ooopsie
Do they still show that episode?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:01:46 AM No.212564337
>>212563346

That was our world tho.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:03:54 AM No.212564411
>>212564318

I dont think it has aired in syndication for over a decade.
I wish i could find tv rips since they cut stuff out for the dvd.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:05:40 AM No.212564475
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>>212564117
>Greg Giraldo
I remembered the name but not the face and can't believe this guy has been dead for 15 years now. What the fuck.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:07:46 AM No.212564541
I used to go to Walmart at all hours of night sometimes buying last rounds of brews at 4 am even and then right before covid they switched to 11 closing and it seemed temporary but that was solidified with covid and it's never gone back. Another cherished experience gone from the modern world
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:10:26 AM No.212564608
>>212564475
Yeah it's weird how he didn't really leave behind much of a legacy. He was incredible at roasts and was on Comedy Central all the time. They do a yearly benefit for Patrice who had no kids but nothing for Greg who had 3. It's bizarre.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:12:42 AM No.212564668
>>212560831 (OP)
Dude, move out of Apache Junction, you pea brained hayseed
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:42:22 AM No.212565503
>>212564608
Patrice was a phenom and was more highly regarded than Greg, not that he wasn't good but Patrice was on another level. Also there's a good chance Greg might have gotten life insurance or maybe his widow has a good job as opposed to Patrice's widow (fiancรฉe at the time) who was a stand up comic and actress no one knew about.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:27:19 AM No.212566866
>>212565503
NTA but Greg was probably more well known than Patrice at the time of his death.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:35:53 AM No.212567160
>>212560831 (OP)
what city do you live in
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:40:43 AM No.212567346
>>212564475
>Greg Giraldo
>he acquired OxyContin, alcohol, and cocaine from a fan he met after the gig. The next day he called and said he was not going to make a scheduled appearance later that day at a concert at the 3rd Annual New York Recovery Rally, introducing singer Courtney Love.[40] The event, held on Randalls Island in New York City, was "to celebrate the reality of recovery from addiction and offer hope to those who have yet to find recovery".[41]
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:42:28 AM No.212567423
>>212565503
>>212564608
im tired of all this fat nigger worship

link me a single "phenomenal" patrice bit. this is just what people say about failed or dead people
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:51:16 AM No.212567764
>>212560831 (OP)
Try moving outside of whatever white trash wasteland flyover you currently live in.
>>212567423
You're low IQ. You can watch a random 30 minutes of him from O&A, Elephant in the Room, whatever and it should be obvious how talented he was. The best comedians around all agree he was basically the best working and one of the best ever. Everyone has Patrice stories of him just casually doing legendary shit.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:06:42 AM No.212568398
>>212564608
Dude was too smart for the masses. Dane Cook was the popular comic at the time
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:08:41 AM No.212568489
>Show goes to Dave's apartment
It's a destroyed 200 sq foot shit hole
>Dave goes to a bar and drunks call him a jew
He just laughs and shrugs it off

Yeah I'm thinking based
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:16:05 AM No.212568779
>>212567423
i have laughed a lot at Patrice's stuff, but his womanizer-sermons are overcomplicated and superfluous.
You know the expression "i wouldn't cross the street for pussy"? Patrice's whole thing was being super calculated at every inch you cross the street with for pussy and having to do extra flips at the end. No young sane man would want to keep up the polyamorous mental games he vouched for.

Patrice's fanbase was mostly poor gen X truckdrivers that listened to Opie and Anthony. The kind that shout at women, drink a couple too many beers when they're alone and punch holes in their walls.
4chan has millenials and zoomers who are very similiar sort of antisocial losers, so Patrice is a sort of God here.
he appeals to people with poverty brains from poor households
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:22:32 AM No.212569061
>>212563156
he's a comedian's comedian
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:25:04 AM No.212569155
>>212560831 (OP)

I like the episode in New Orleans(?) where he was riding around in the bed of a pickup shooting whatever that water rats are called with a .22
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:31:10 AM No.212569389
>>212560831 (OP)
Did anyone ever find that episode in Japan? I have a vague memory of it but I'm not sure if it's just a false memory mixed with the Tom Green Subway Monkey Hour.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:33:24 AM No.212569484
>>212568779
If you listen to whole O&A segments and not just his famous rants, Patrice comes off as a retard most of the time.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:34:42 AM No.212569542
>>212564318
I have that episode. The torrent I found only has a few and thatโ€™s one of them. Wish I could find them all
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:35:43 AM No.212569583
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>>212569155
Nutria rats! Imagine a TV show nowadays sending out the host to shoot giant rats to death lol
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:36:54 AM No.212569619
>>212569484
His Black Philip podcast is the work of a genius, everything else he did is trifling nigger shit.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:40:54 AM No.212569790
>>212569583
i was just about to post about these before seeing your post. For some reason the episode where they go Nutria shooting is the one i remember the most
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:46:43 AM No.212570026
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Pic related was on around the same time. Not as crazy as 'Insomniac' but it's own shade of fun. Getting a French snob in Paris to chug wine was amusing.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:49:46 AM No.212570124
>>212560831 (OP)
I moved out of Chicago after COVID. City is basically dead after midnight now.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:58:12 AM No.212570437
>>212563757
A lot of big cities nightlife scenes are still mostly dead in post-covid world
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:00:09 AM No.212570503
>>212560974
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:03:30 AM No.212570612
>>212568779
>i have laughed a lot at Patrice's stuff, but his womanizer-sermons are overcomplicated and superfluous.You know the expression "i wouldn't cross the street for pussy"? Patrice's whole thing was being super calculated at every inch you cross the street with for pussy and having to do extra flips at the end. No young sane man would want to keep up the polyamorous mental games he vouched for.

this is one thing i never got about the endless praise for patrice. he seems to be very popular among the red pill community for these diatribes about women and all his planning and analyzing what to do in relaitonships with them. but isnt dedicating that much time and mental thought to women period actually showing how much power they have over him, that he has to think and analyze that much about them?

also, he and his wife were literally drinking each others piss, who the fuck is he to talk about having a normal, stable relationship with women
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:22:58 AM No.212571269
>>212565503
>Patrice was on another level.
Patrice was on a local radio show and all I could think while listening was "Wow, he's kinda...dumb" I never understood all the praise he gets
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:36:05 AM No.212571709
>>212565503
Greg>>>Patrice. I think Patrice is overhated by some in a weird backlash now but Greg was the one on the other level. Also Dave is fun and insomniac was a great idea but I wouldn't call him a great comedian.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:04:41 AM No.212572703
I miss the days when Comedy Central actually produced content instead of running 16 hours of Office reruns every day
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:46:47 AM No.212574018
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I miss mitch
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:49:12 AM No.212574096
>>212560831 (OP)
a lot of gay clubs are open late
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:51:23 AM No.212574164
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>>212569790
It was good episode and meeting drunks blurs together.

>>212572703
I miss Gerhard Reinke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud2w65sogoA
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:53:32 AM No.212574241
>>212560831 (OP)
does anyone remember his show full frontal on showtime from the ninties, or was that another guy. it had short interludes with stripper titties
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:54:05 AM No.212574261
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>>212564541
One of the best late night Walmart things we used to do sometimes was pick up a 6 pack and drink of while we were goo bf around the store. If you finish all 6 itโ€™s free! Good times
>also, fuck Walmart. Only people who shop there are poos and niggers
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:02:13 AM No.212574507
Standup is pretty much over now. Zoomers don't really care for that format. Everything with them is long form podcast friendship simulators.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:28:06 AM No.212575392
>>212570612
Anyone who takes Patrice seriously is a mental midget. The fat fuck spent his waking hours thinking on how to trick his mid single mother gf into sticking around. Pro tip: all the bullshit he did was superfluous. She stayed for the money lol. He's a character who's meant to be laughed at not emulated. The man literally ate himself to death.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:34:19 AM No.212575599
>>212568779
>Patrice's whole thing was being super calculated at every inch you cross the street with for pussy and having to do extra flips at the end.
Try that in English
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:45:21 AM No.212575975
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>>212564668
>>212567160
>>212567764
>hurr durr it's just where you live!
motherfuckers every city used to have weird cool shit. FUCK I fucking HATE everyone so fucking MUCH you all are retarded and fucking SUCK ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh covid should have killed more people REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:47:01 AM No.212576043
>>212560831 (OP)
I fucking loved this show as a kid. Made me so interested in life after the sin when down. I still am, but never got to experience the night life (in both ways) as I wanted to.