>>6278010
>>6278013
>>6278034
Okay the blind fool act might've fallen apart, but the "loud, belligerent schizophrenic tweaker" act might work out? as long as that bitch doesn't call the PoPo it's all right.

Your pals would never, they might be huge faggots BUT they are not snitches; though you might have lost access to any snack or booze they might purchase, and any sort of upper, downer, screamer, laughter or heavy-duty research chemical they might have access to. The gas station might put a poster outside with your beautiful mug with the words "BARRED FROM ENTRY: LOUD CRAZY HOMO" printed in 72 arial above it (bold and underlined to drive the point home).

This is what you wanted right?
You're barricaded inside (or rather, they're locked outside your domain), black mold, faint lemon zest and still-damp bodily fluids greet your schnoz, take a whiff and prepare, better make this last, the world's most important bonghit, right here, and now.

>SEARCH THE WHOLE BATHROOM FIRST (Extra urinal cakes are always handy)
>T SPIGOT DUDE, BROCHACHO... [Write in]
>FUCK IT MAN IT'S ON!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!