STOP FUCKING PUTTING BUTTON MASHING IN YOUR GAMES THERE'S LITERALLY NO GOD DAMN POINT TO IT OTHER THAN WRECKING YOUR CONTROLLER SLIGHTLY SOONER THAN USUAL OR HARD-GATING PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PRESS 9 GORILLION TIMES A MILLISECOND BECAUSE YOU, AS A RETARDED GAME DEVELOPER, COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF BY INTERRUPTING THE STORY WITH A GAY FUCKING MINIGAME THAT YOU HAVE TO BEAT IN ORDER TO PROGRESS.
"STOP KILLING VIDEO GAMES"? WHY NOT THE BETTER PETITION: "STOP PUTTING BUTTON MASHING IN VIDEO GAMES"