And for something funnier, here's some Czech writer hilariously seething over Otto von Bergow in caps lock.
>Henry
>(pissed off)
>He was the leader of the band that made trouble for us in Sasau. And he has something that belongs to me.

>Otto von Bergow
>(amused and HE'S LYING!)
>Hmm, interesting, interesting... But I must disappoint you. I saw no one of that description.