>>21398290
Unironically, more "authentic" than what Mexicans do to make "dorito nachos"

>>21398314
Aw coastie queer still mad that Detroit mogs you in pizza, hot dogs, and ethnic food as well as influential musicians

Coasts = homosexual, especially East. The only realistic thing I'll give you is more sandwich places per capita, but realistically, sandwiches are the easiest thing to make at home and you can buy decent deli rolls/meat anywhere