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>9:30am to noon: Fitness competition and awards ceremony
I can't tell from this if they are planning to jazzercise and handout honorary rewards inside of Arlington, and I'm conflicted on what I want to be true because it would be both hilarious and despicable.

>1-2pm: NFL "Skills and Drills" event
If I don't see them play an IRL game of Grifball, I am going to be SEVERELY disappointed.

>2:45-3pm: Army Astronaut Special Presentation
I hope we ODST's, but I am prepared for something boring like a new satellite or talks about a moon base.

>4:15-5pm: 250th Army Birthday Festival official ceremony with cake cutting
They better use one of those Legend of Zelda swords to cut the gate. They have one chance to make this cool instead dry and uninspiring, so they better not blow it.

>7:45-8pm: Enlistment ceremony, concert at the Ellipse and fire works
I take it they don't really expect anyone to hang around after the parade, because they must be doing all of this simultaneously to fit all of that into a measly 15mins.