No seriously, can we please talk about how aggressively unoriginal Sonic the Hedgehog is? That guy bitching about fanfic yesterday is out of his fucking mind. The absolute gall of Sega getting pissy about brand integrity when this shit is just Felix the Cat filtered through Dragon Ball Z. And that's just the start. Look at this. Look at this shit! And the best part, nobody cares. Nobody gives a singular third of a fuck. Turns out you can just do that and nobody cares. It's kinda great.