See? This thread's full of lonely Youkai HAGS larping as young human men who totally would marry some stinky creature of the night. How do I know? The second Youkai Mountain gets mentioned, these "humans" start arguing on behalf of the Oni or the Tengu. Totally organic topic of conversation for Takeshi, the jeweler from the village, to be talking about. TOO EASY!
Lemme drop a couple of coins on the ground, see if I catch some Kappa.