At long last. The turd is out of my body and the bowl is clean. My ass is also completely jetted off as well. Hot water at that. You could practically eat off of it. Anyway. Thank you all for following along with me through this turbulent journey. In conclusion I would like to say that I also consider this thread to be a girlfriend application post so if there are any fembot princesses impressed by my fecal capacity then please let me know. I am obviously a man who gets shit done.