>>715525058
I loved spamming portals behind my friend's base to casually send my avatar through and mog him with hit n run tactics. The seethe was so delicious.

>>40722601
That too because the universe is surrounded in darkness and we had to eat the darkness to remove our synth souls and to no longer be beasts, so we have the option to time travel upon death into other dimensions of time...

Instead of being trapped in our coffins...

Also it's how to become a vampire.

>>715315451
>Realistically any spe-
>Realistically
>Alien invasion
>See: Fiction. Noun. something that is invented or untrue.

>>510183412

The more you masturbate, the more you lose your hair.

AWHY DIDNT THE BALD PRIEST TELL ME THIS!??!?!

>>509145190
You NEVER WILL.

>>713607879
>You should consider getting a job.
Ironically I quit my wage slave job and am now living of savings. I have enough to keep me going for a year, + I have Akassa (Unionised unemployment pay) lasting for up to 12 months.

In short, lol and lmao.