Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>42271139
>Pony
Hey, so long as it's a male unicorn, then it's not too bad.
>Human
Ideal.
>Kirin
Actually a better deal than pony, since magic is guaranteed + cool fire powers. Only issue is that you're destined to be a femboy.
>Griffon
You can't kiss, you're stuck with either a cloaca or a cat dick, and you become a jew. Worst one of the first six.
>Dragon
Early life is the only time where that's a good roll. Teenage dragons look ugly (other than Ember) and adults are just too big.
>Changeling
Shape-shifting is the best super power to have. Only issue is that when you're not transformed you're probably going to look like a gay moose, assuming you aren't a total asshole.
>Other
All of them are worse, except hippogriffs, which are better than regular griffs.